Had a better day than my client. He is a roofing and siding contractor. I was fixing some data lines in their call center and heard a csr talking to a customer. It went like this:

"Yes ma'am, a worker did what? Defecated in the woods? Your dogs did what? Ate it and rolled in it? Then they tracked it into your house? They jumped on you?"

Surprisingly the customer wasn't that mad, just wanted to know if the guys crapped anywhere else so she could clean it up before the dogs got to it.