Today i fixed a fax line. Yesterday i did a small update install. The day before that i cut the tip of my finger off making salsa.

It bled like a faucet. I wrapped it with a paper towel and sealed it with duct tape. Yesterday i replaced that with gauze and medical tape. Today its finally not bleeding and scabbed over.

"Go to the doctor" my girlfriend says. I respond with "what do you think people did before there were doctors?". "They died a slow painful death" she said. I followed that with "thats because they didn't have paper towels and duct tape".