There's definitely some zero thinking and zero understanding there, but while pointing that index finger, pay attention to the direction of all the others.

Ernie, is that where you get all your news... Explains a lot!

I think you'll find the following site a good fit for your intellect: http://www.theonion.com/

Yeah, that will give you more stuff to write about, that we can then marvel at your grasp of the great issues of our time!