PeterN, your comments are NOTHING compared to the comments in the thread! They're fantastic.
About a hundred lines down the subject had morphed quite a bit and I found this:
Nope. If you say "Nothing" I'll assume you're lying, but I'll also assume that it's not worth the effort to drag it out of you.
I don't sleep on the couch after an argument, because f*ck that.
And the last time my wife said "Do whatever you want" I came home with a brand new truck.
