In all fairness, I must tell you that I have not read the set of responses here, nor even the original post, which past experience tells me I will probably find amazing and humorous when I get to them. That's the kind of members we have here. But I'll offer a perspective with a separate question. Try to answer it:
What's the best car to buy?
A good answer is easier with a clear question giving the make and model of everything. "The biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place." -- G. “Bernie” Shaw