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I have a guy that owes me money and won't return my calls, job is 98% finished and I've made almost every attempt to reach him short of going to his work or showing up at his house in an evening or on a weekend.
My lawyer is out of town, waiting for him to get back and write a letter, in the meantime I'd love to point an AK47 at the guy, he's a little prick, just to see him cry.
I feel for you Brendon, good luck with this douche.