On 04/08/04 14:47, Anthony said...
take it this way. If it was a lemon, no one would
get it and no one would be here complaining
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Sir,
I most strongly object to the overtly lemonist overtones of the above
toast err, post.
Lemons do no harm and are indeed good for society. They comfort one when one has a cold, cool one when one feels overly warm and flavours food wonderfully.
It is scurrilous and outrageous that in this day and age the fallacious association with inferiority is still perpetuated and propounded and do hereby call upon the above Anthony character to retract his totally unnecessary and uncalled for remark.
Shoddy goods are shoddy goods. Lemons are wonderful.
Colonel RJC Bradshaw-Trump (ret.)
Chairman of the Oranges and Lemons Appreciation Society