OK,

I am thinking about adding a button called "Gonna get some", or "Gonna get laid...." which executes the following macro:

Turns on DSS
Turns on Home Theater receiver
Tunes to DSS input on Home Theater receiver
Tunes DSS to Music Choice Channel "Light Jazz"
Set volume on Home Theater to soft level
Dims lights very low in LR
Draws blinds
and....
Starts fire in gas fireplace (IR too of course)

The part I need help with is this....Is there an X-10 module that will work with my woman to make HER X-10 compatible?

Mark

I've had a little success by programming certain songs into the pronto for my wife. She likes to hear the wedding song I wrote for her. She enjoys a "stripper" melody and understands the message. I randomly program them to activate when she presses her favorite buttons. Seems to work so far.

Don't try plugging wife into power outlet. You might find a RF X10 module you can implant. What you make happen biologically when activated is up to you. Consult an anatomy book, and perhaps one on female sexual conditioning.


Let us know what works.

;-)

Surely Smarthome.com must have an implantable X-10 module for women. I'll I can say if someone develops one, he will be one rich dude.

Mark
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Check Gray's Anatomy text...

you'll need to download the discrete codes for setting the mood. i think it's "barry_white.ccf" :)

dave

Has it occurred to you macho guys that some of us technologically gifted women might like a similar system that would send a message to our partner, and also guarantee optimum performance???

Just gently razzing you all ... no need to take it personally... I realize I'm in the minority here, gender-wise.

M