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SWM seeking SWM for 'magical', RC "Programing", hoping for life-long friend/lab assistant/guinea pig relationship. Enjoy long walks through portals, parallel dimension, cliffs and beaches. High tolerance to electrocution, drowning, possession, zero atmosphere, plasma blasts, radiation, lack of oxygen, lack of color, lack of hue, lack of third dimension, lack of depth perception, lack of solid matter, neutron storms a plus. Children, elderly, pregnant women, people with heart conditions, people with common sense, people who need people but are not the loneliest people in the world, need not apply. Please direct all responses to: Prof. York, Battleship Ticonderoga, Second Orbit, Earth.