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| Topic: | Famous Quotes This thread has 103 replies. Displaying posts 16 through 30. |
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| Post 16 made on Saturday August 31, 2002 at 05:11 |
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It contains a misleading impression, not a lie. It was being economical with the truth.
Sir Robert Armstong
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| Post 17 made on Saturday August 31, 2002 at 05:18 |
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"It depends on what the meaning of the word "is" is."
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| Post 18 made on Saturday August 31, 2002 at 21:39 |
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What's a cult? It just means not enough people to make a minority.
Robert Altman
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| Post 19 made on Saturday August 31, 2002 at 21:41 |
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"Anyone who lives in a commune . . . is a com-u-nist!"
Archie Bunker
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| Post 20 made on Saturday August 31, 2002 at 21:44 |
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Who dares wins.
Moto of the SAS
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| Post 21 made on Saturday August 31, 2002 at 21:48 |
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Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain!"
Professor Marvel
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| Post 22 made on Saturday August 31, 2002 at 21:52 |
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If a man be gracious and courteous to strangers, it shows he is a citizen of the world.
Francis Bacon
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| Post 23 made on Saturday August 31, 2002 at 21:55 |
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"If You See Kay . . . . "
Anonymous
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| Post 24 made on Saturday August 31, 2002 at 22:04 |
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Here lies a poor woman who always was tired,
For she lived in a place where help wasn't hired,
Her last words on earth were, Dear friends I am going,
Where washing ain't done nor sweeping nor sewing,
And everything there is exact to my wishes,
For there they don't eat and there's no washing of dishes . . .
Don't mourn for me now, don't mourn for me never,
For I'm going to do nothing for ever and ever.
An epitaph
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| Post 25 made on Saturday August 31, 2002 at 22:33 |
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"On the Whole, I'd Rather Be in Philadelphia"
Although rumored to have been his dictated epitaph -- W.C. Fields' columbarium niche at Forest Lawn in Glendale, Cal. simply reads "W.C. Fields/1880-1946."
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| Post 26 made on Saturday August 31, 2002 at 22:40 |
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A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me and she said 'no'.
Woody Allen
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| Post 27 made on Saturday August 31, 2002 at 22:43 |
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"I'm a great lover, I'll bet."
Emo Phillips
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| Post 28 made on Saturday August 31, 2002 at 22:48 |
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I asked a girl to go to bed with me once. She said, "maybe I'm a poet." I said "maybe?" She said, "Maybe, if you payme!" -Ken
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| Post 29 made on Saturday August 31, 2002 at 22:52 |
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The thing that impresses me the most about America is the way parents obey their children.
King Edward VIII
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| Post 30 made on Sunday September 1, 2002 at 09:56 |
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"I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness."
- Alicia Silverstone
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