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"Where's that remote?" - by The Onion
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Post 121 made on Tuesday July 23, 2002 at 05:05
MrKlaatu
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115. Fer cryin' out loud . . . get your butt up outta the chair an' push the button yer own damned self !
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Post 122 made on Tuesday July 23, 2002 at 08:17
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On 07/23/02 05:05.09, MrKlaatu said...
115. Fer cryin' out loud . . . get your butt up
outta the chair an' push the button yer own
damned self
 !

Buttr (Mike, I am surpised. You of all people).

This message was edited by djy on 07/23/02 08:20.00.
Post 123 made on Tuesday July 23, 2002 at 13:56
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116. Joined a cult, brainwashed, it was
preprogrammed.
Post 124 made on Tuesday July 23, 2002 at 16:27
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117. Atta boy, BigEd . . . just ignore insanity and maybe it'll just go away and leave you alone!


NOT BLOODY LIKELY!




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Post 125 made on Tuesday July 23, 2002 at 17:20
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hmm.

This message was edited by edmund on 07/31/02 04:44.31.
Post 126 made on Wednesday July 24, 2002 at 19:40
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118. Left because it kept tuning-in
radio broadcasts from England, it was
a WIRELESS remote.

This message was edited by edmund on 07/24/02 19:45.37.
Post 127 made on Wednesday July 24, 2002 at 22:55
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STOP THE INSANITY! ! !


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Post 128 made on Friday July 26, 2002 at 20:12
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Haven't you ever been to a convention?
They're just convention jokes. A way
to laugh at are selves.Let them continue.
Post 129 made on Friday July 26, 2002 at 23:25
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This message was edited by MrKlaatu on 07/30/02 05:24.03.
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Post 130 made on Saturday July 27, 2002 at 12:49
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This message was edited by edmund on 08/30/03 20:40.
Post 131 made on Saturday July 27, 2002 at 12:55
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y


This message was edited by MrKlaatu on 07/30/02 05:24.22.
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Post 132 made on Saturday July 27, 2002 at 13:11
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Kind of long winded, has nothing to do
with me.
Post 133 made on Saturday July 27, 2002 at 13:14
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Post 134 made on Saturday July 27, 2002 at 13:17
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lol
Post 135 made on Monday July 29, 2002 at 19:45
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i fondled its rubbery buttons !!!!! and it turned me on !!
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