WELL SATURDAY NIGHT AT 8 O'CLOCK
I KNOW WHERE I'M GONNA GO
I'M GONNA PICK MY BABY UP
AND TAKE HER TO THE PICTURE SHOW

EVERYBODY IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD
IS DRESSING UP TO BE THERE TOO
AND WE'RE GONNA HAVE A BALL
JUST LIKE WE ALWAYS DO

SATURDAY NIGHT AT THE MOVIES
WHO CARES WHAT PICTURE YOU SEE
WHEN YOU'RE HUGGING WITH YOU BABY
IN LAST ROW IN THE BALCONY

WELL THERE'S TECHNICOLOR AND CINEMASCOPE
A CAST OUT OF HOLLYWOOD
AND THE POPCORN FROM THE CANDY STAND
MAKES IT ALL SEEM TWICE AS GOOD

THERE'S ALWAYS LOTS OF PRETTY GIRLS
WITH FIGURES THEY DON'T TRY TO HIDE
BUT THEY NEVER CAN COMPARE
TO THE GIRL SITTIN' BY MY SIDE

SATURDAY NIGHT AT THE MOVIES
WHO CARES WHAT PICTURE YOU SEE
WHEN YOU'RE HUGGING WITH YOUR BABY
IN LAST ROW IN THE BALCONY

DON'T GIVE US NONE OF YOUR AGGRAVATION
WE HAD IT WITH YOUR DISCIPLINE
SATURDAY NIGHT'S ALRIGHT FOR FIGHTING
GET A LITTLE ACTION IN

GET ABOUT AS OILED AS A DIESEL TRAIN
GONNA SET THIS DANCE ALIGHT
`CAUSE SATURDAY NIGHT'S THE NIGHT I LIKE
SATURDAY NIGHT'S ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT

ME DAD DON'T WANT ME COMING HOME LATE FROM THE DISCO
AND ME MUM DOESN'T WANT ME HANGING AROUND WITH THE LADS
ME BROTHER THINKS HE LOOKS LIKE JOHN TRAVOLTA
AND ME SISTER THINKS SHE'S OLIVIA NEWTON JOHN

IT'S A SUNDAY MORNING NIGHTMARE
A SUNDAY MORNING NIGHTMARE
A SUNDAY MORNING NIGHTMARE

I'VE BEEN DRINKING TOO MANY PINTS OF LAGER
I'VE BEEN GETTING INTO TO MANY BLEEDIN' FIGHTS
I CAME HOME WITH SICK ALL DOWN ME TROUSERS
I'VE GOT LOVEBITES ALL AROUND ME NECK

I'VE GOT A SUNDAY MORNING NIGHTMARE
A SUNDAY MORNING NIGHTMARE
A SUNDAY MORNING NIGHTMARE

DON'T DO IT, THEY WON'T LET US DO IT
DON'T DO IT, THEY WON'T LET US DO IT
DON'T DO IT, THEY WON'T LET US DO IT
DON'T DO IT, THEY WON'T LET US DO IT

I'VE GOT A SUNDAY MORNING NIGHTMARE
A SUNDAY MORNING NIGHTMARE
A SUNDAY MORNING NIGHTMARE

DON'T TELL ME DAD I'VE JUST SMASHED UP HIS CAR
AND DON'T TELL ME MUM I'VE GOT ME BIRD IN THE CLUB
TELL MY BROTHER NOT TO WEAR MY CLOTHES
AND TELL ME SISTER TO GET HER BOYFRIEND OUTTA ME BED

I'VE GOT A SUNDAY MORNING NIGHTMARE
A SUNDAY MORNING NIGHTMARE
A SUNDAY MORNING NIGHTMARE

DON'T DO IT, THEY WON'T LET US DO IT
DON'T DO IT, THEY WON'T LET US DO IT
DON'T DO IT, THEY WON'T LET US DO IT
DON'T DO IT, THEY WON'T LET US DO IT

(A Sham 69 classic!)

BA DA, BA DA DA DA
BA DA, BA DA DA DA
BA DA, BA DA DA DA

MONDAY, MONDAY
SO GOOD TO ME
MONDAY MORNING
IT WAS ALL I HOPED IT WOULD BE
OH, MONDAY MORNING
MONDAY MORNING COULDN'T GUARANTEE
THAT MONDAY EVENING YOU WOULD STILL
BE HERE WITH ME

MONDAY, MONDAY
CAN'T TRUST THAT DAY
MONDAY, MONDAY
SOMETIMES IT JUST TURNS OUT THAT WAY
OH, MONDAY MORNING YOU GAVE ME NO WARNING
OF WHAT WAS TO BE
OH, MONDAY, MONDAY
HOW COULD YOU LEAVE AND NOT TAKE ME

EVERY OTHER DAY
EVERY OTHER DAY
EVERY OTHER DAY
EVERY OTHER DAY OF THE WEEK IS FINE (FINE), YEAH
BUT WHENEVER MONDAY COMES
BUT WHENEVER MONDAY COMES
BUT WHENEVER MONDAY COMES
YOU CAN FIND ME CRYING ALL OF THE TIME
YOU CAN FIND ME CRYING ALL OF THE TIME
MONDAY, MONDAY
SO GOOD TO ME
MONDAY MORNING
IT WAS ALL I HOPED IT WOULD BE
BUT, MONDAY MORNING
MONDAY MORNING COULDN'T GUARANTEE
THAT MONDAY EVENING YOU WOULD STILL
BE HERE WITH ME

EVERY OTHER DAY
EVERY OTHER DAY
EVERY OTHER DAY
EVERY OTHER DAY OF THE WEEK IS FINE (FINE), YEAH
BUT WHENEVER MONDAY COMES
BUT WHENEVER MONDAY COMES
BUT WHENEVER MONDAY COMES
YOU CAN FIND ME CRYING ALL OF THE TIME
YOU CAN FIND ME CRYING ALL OF THE TIME

MONDAY, MONDAY
BA DA, BA DA DA DA
CAN'T TRUST THAT DAY
BA DA, BA DA DA DA
MONDAY, MONDAY
BA DA, BA DA DA DA
IT JUST TURNS OUT THAT WAY
BA DA, BA DA DA DA
OH, MONDAY, MONDAY
BA DA, BA DA DA DA
WON'T GO AWAY
BA DA, BA DA DA DA
MONDAY, MONDAY
BA DA, BA DA DA DA
IT'S HERE TO STAY
BA DA, BA DA DA DA
OH, MONDAY, MONDAY
BA DA, BA DA DA DA

Ah, Mama Cass Elliot, the singing barn. (Alright, I know it's really the Mama's and the Papa's but that spoils a good link).

Here's a song from another one. Guess who?

THERE IS BUT ONE FREEDOM
MAN RUNNING ALONG
EACH STEP THAT HE'S TAKING
A STEP TO HIS SOUL
THE PASSION AND COURAGE
IT TAKES TO BE THERE
THE SPIRIT OF FREEDOM
ALIVE IN THE AIR

WHENEVER THE RUNNING MAN AWAKES
TO CHALENGE TO GLORY
HE KNOWS HE CAN TURN THE KEY ONCE MORE
TO UNLOCK THE SOUL

THE WAY BECOMES CLEARER THE WAY IS COMPLETE
THE NEED, THAT OF WINNING
ADMIT NO DEFEAT
THE CIRCLES TOGETHER
HOLD HANDS TO THE SKY
THE FREEDOM OF RUNNING
THE FREEDOM TO FLY

LET NO MAN SURROUND HIMSELF WITH PAIN
BUT USE IT TO FREE HIM
THE GAME IS TO LEARN TO LIVE AGAIN
TO TRY TO THE END
A RACE TO THE END

(Your turn for a miss, deej!)
Saturday, Sunday, Monday . . .


SHE WOULD NEVER SAY WHERE SHE CAME FROM
YESTERDAY DON'T MATTER WHEN IT'S GONE
WHILE THE SUN IS BRIGHT
OR IN THE DARKEST NIGHT
NO ONE KNOWS
SHE COMES AND GOES
GOODBYE, RUBY TUESDAY
WHO COULD HANG A NAME ON YOU?
WHEN YOU SMILE WITH EVERY NEW DAY
STILL I'M GONNA MISS YOU...
DON'T QUESTION WHY SHE NEEDS TO BE SO FREE
SHE'LL TELL YOU IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO BE
SHE JUST CAN'T BE CHAINED
TO A LIFE WHERE NOTHING'S GAINED
AND NOTHING'S LOST
AT SUCH A COST
THERE'S NO TIME TO LOSE, I HEARD HER SAY
CATCH YOUR DREAMS BEFORE THEY SLIP AWAY
DYING ALL THE TIME
LOSE YOUR DREAMS
AND YOU WILL LOSE YOUR MIND.
AIN'T LIFE UNKIND?
GOODBYE, RUBY TUESDAY
WHO COULD HANG A NAME ON YOU?
WHEN YOU SMILE WITH EVERY NEW DAY
STILL I'M GONNA MISS YOU...

Deej . . . . . Theme from "Chariots of Fire", written by Jon Anderson of Yes.

This message was edited by MrKlaatu on 09/05/02 05:39.14.

Supposedly the lyrics were written by Brian Jones & Keith Richards, with the music written by Jones, but he was never credited.


YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON
YOU'VE BEEN AWAY FOR FAR TOO LONG
YOU CAN'T COME BACK AND THINK YOU ARE STILL MINE
YOU'RE OUT OF TOUCH, MY BABY
MY POOR DISCARDED BABY
I SAID, BABY, BABY, BABY, YOU'RE OUT OF TIME

WELL, BABY, BABY, BABY, YOU'RE OUT OF TIME
I SAID, BABY, BABY, BABY, YOU'RE OUT OF TIME
YOU ARE ALL LEFT OUT
OUT OF THERE WITHOUT A DOUBT
'CAUSE BABY, BABY, BABY, YOU'RE OUT OF TIME

YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE A CLEVER GIRL
GIVING UP YOUR SOCIAL WHIRL
BUT YOU CAN'T COME BACK AND BE THE FIRST IN LINE, OH NO
YOU'RE OBSOLETE MY BABY
MY POOR OLD-FASHIONED BABY
I SAID BABY, BABY, BABY YOU'RE OUT OF TIME

WELL, BABY, BABY, BABY, YOU'RE OUT OF TIME
I SAID, BABY, BABY, BABY, YOU'RE OUT OF TIME
YES, YOU ARE LEFT OUT
OUT OF THERE WITHOUT A DOUBT
'CAUSE BABY, BABY, BABY, YOU'RE OUT OF TIME

I SAID, BABY, BABY, YOU'RE OUT OF TIME

THEY SAY TWO THOUSAND ZERO ZERO PARTY OVER
OOPS OUT OF TIME
WE'RE RUNNIN' OUTTA TIME
SO TONIGHT WE GONNA, WE GONNA (TONIGHT I'M GONNA PARTY LIKE IT'S 1999)

SAY IT 1 MORE TIME
TWO THOUSAND ZERO ZERO PARTY OVER
OOPS OUT OF TIME
NO, NO
SO TONIGHT WE GONNA, WE GONNA (TONIGHT I'M GONNA PARTY LIKE IT'S 1999)

ALRIGHT, IT'S 1999
YOU SAY IT, 1999
1999
1999 DON'T STOP, DON'T STOP, SAY IT 1 MORE TIME

TWO THOUSAND ZERO ZERO PARTY OVER
OOPS OUT OF TIME
YEAH, YEAH
SO TONIGHT WE GONNA, WE GONNA (TONIGHT I'M GONNA PARTY LIKE IT'S 1999)

YEAH, 1999 (1999)
DON'TCHA WANNA GO (1999)
DON'TCHA WANNA GO (1999)
WE COULD ALL DIE ANY DAY (1999)
I DON'T WANNA DIE
I'D RATHER DANCE

IN THE YEAR 2525
IF MAN IS STILL ALIVE
IF WOMAN CAN SURVIVE
THEY MAY FIND........

IN THE YEAR 3535
AIN'T GONNA NEED TO TELL THE TRUTH, TELL NO LIES
EVERYTHING YOU THINK, DO, OR SAY
IS IN THE PILL YOU TOOK TODAY

IN THE YEAR 4545
AIN'T GONNA NEED YOUR TEETH, WON'T NEED YOUR EYES
YOU WON'T FIND A THING TO CHEW
NOBODY'S GONNA LOOK AT YOU

IN THE YEAR 5555
YOUR ARMS ARE HANGING LIMP AT YOUR SIDES
YOUR LEGS GOT NOTHING TO DO
SOME MACHINE, DOING THAT FOR YOU

IN THE YEAR 6565
AIN'T GONNA NEED NO HUSBAND, WON'T NEED NO WIFE
YOU'LL PICK YOUR SON, PICK YOUR DAUGHTER TOO
FROM THE BOTTOM OF A LONG GLASS TUBE

IN THE YEAR 7510
IF GOD'S A COMIN' HE OUGHT TO MAKE IT BY THEN
MAYBE HE'LL LOOK AROUND HIMSELF AND SAY
``GUESS IT'S TIME FOR THE JUDGEMENT DAY''

IN THE YEAR 8510
GOD'S GONNA SHAKE HIS MIGHTY HEAD
HE'LL EITHER SAY ``I'M PLEASED WHERE MAN HAS BEEN''
OR TEAR IT DOWN AND START AGAIN

IN THE YEAR 9595
I'M KINDA WONDERING IF MAN'S GONNA BE ALIVE
HE'S TAKEN EVERYTHING THIS OLD EARTH CAN GIVE
AND HE AIN'T PUT BACK NOTHING...

NOW IT'S BEEN 10,000 YEARS
MAN HAS CRIED A BILLION TEARS
FOR WHAT HE NEVER KNEW
NOW MAN'S REIGN IS THROUGH
BUT THROUGH THE ETERNAL NIGHT
THE TWINKLING OF STARLIGHT
SO VERY FAR AWAY
MAYBE IT'S ONLY YESTERDAY...

IN THE YEAR 2525
IF MAN IS STILL ALIVE
IF WOMAN CAN SURVIVE
THEY MAY FIND.......

(Think we may have had this one before).

YESTERDAY, ALL MY TROUBLES SEEMED SO FAR AWAY
NOW IT LOOKS AS THOUGH THEY'RE HERE TO STAY
OH, I BELIEVE IN YESTERDAY.

SUDDENLY, I'M NOT HALF TO MAN I USED TO BE,
THERE'S A SHADOW HANGING OVER ME.
OH, YESTERDAY CAME SUDDENLY.

WHY SHE HAD TO GO I DON'T KNOW SHE WOLDN'T SAY.
I SAID SOMETHING WRONG, NOW I LONG FOR YESTERDAY.

YESTERDAY, LOVE WAS SUCH AN EASY GAME TO PLAY.
NOW I NEED A PLACE TO HIDE AWAY.
OH, I BELIEVE IN YESTERDAY.

MM MM MM MM MM MM MM.

Time is on my side (Yes it is)
Time is on my side (Yes it is)
Now you always say that you want to be free
But you'll come running back, you'll come running back
You'll come running back to me

Yeah, time is on my side (Yes it is)
Time is on my side (Yes it is)
You're searching for good times, but just wait and see
You'll come running back...

Go ahead, baby, go ahead. Go ahead and light up the town
And baby, do anything your heart desires
Remember, I'll always be around
And I know like I told you so many times before
You're gonna come back
Yeah, you're gonna come back, baby
Knockin', yeah, knockin' right on my door, yeah!

Time is on my side (Yes it is)
Time is on my side (Yes it is)
Cause I've got real the love, the kind that you need
You'll come running back...

Yeah, time, time time is on my side (Yes it is)
I said, time, time, time is on my side (Yes it is)
I said, time, time, time is on my side

WHAT TIME IS IT?
FOUR THIRTY
IT'S NOT LATE, NAW, NAW,
JUST EARLY, EARLY, EARLY

PRESIDENT, HE SWEAT THROUGH HIS TALCUM
NEWS PAPER MAN, HE WATCH LIKE A FALCON
"AH, LOOK...DADDY-O...SORRY, MR. PRESIDENT...WHERE YA BEEN?"
USE A LITTLE ENGLISH TO DOCTOR THE SPIN

WHAT TIME IS IT?
FOUR THIRTY
IT'S NOT LATE, NAW, NAW,
JUST EARLY, EARLY, EARLY

IT'S MY BREAD AND BUTTER
AIN’T GOT NO OTHER
IT'S ON THE TV
THE SPIN'S ON ME...

AYATOLLAH, HE'S HOPPING MAD
JIBBER ABOUT SOME DAMN JIHAD
SEND ME BACK TO OLD BAGHDAD
SPIN DOCTOR ITS OH SO SAD

WHAT TIME IS IT?
FOUR THIRTY
IT'S NOT LATE, NAW, NAW,
JUST EARLY, EARLY, EARLY

IT'S MY BREAD AND BUTTER
AIN’T GOT NO OTHER
IT'S ON THE TV
THE SPIN'S ON ME...

DARK AND GREY, AN ENGLISH FILM, THE WEDNESDAY PLAY
WE ALWAYS WATCH THE QUEEN ON CHRISTMAS DAY
WON'T YOU STAY?

THOUGH YOUR EYES SEE SHIPWRECKED SAILORS YOU'RE STILL DRY
THE OUTLOOK'S FINE THOUGH WALES MIGHT HAVE SOME RAIN
SAVED AGAIN.

LET'S SKIP THE NEWS BOY (I'LL MAKE SOME TEA)
THE ARABS AND THE JEWS BOY (TOO MUCH FOR ME)
THEY GET ME CONFUSED BOY (PUTS ME OFF TO SLEEP)
AND THE THING I HATE - OH LORD!
IS STAYING UP LATE, TO WATCH SOME DEBATE, ON SOME NATION'S FATE.

HYPNOTISED BY BATMAN, TARZAN, STILL SURPRISED!
YOU'VE WON THE WEST IN TIME TO BE OUR GUEST
NAME YOUR PRIZE!

DROP OF WINE, A GLASS OF BEER DEAR WHAT'S THE TIME?
THE GRIME ON THE TYNE IS MINE ALL MINE ALL MINE
FIVE PAST NINE.

BLOOD ON THE ROOFTOPS - VENICE IN THE SPRING
STREETS OF SAN FRANCISCO - A WORD FROM PEKING
THE TROUBLE WAS STARTED - BY A YOUNG ERROL FLYNN
BETTER IN MY DAY - OH LORD!
FOR WHEN WE GOT BORED, WE'D HAVE A WORLD WAR, HAPPY BUT POOR

SO LET'S SKIP THE NEWS BOY (I'LL GO MAKE THAT TEA)
BLOOD ON THE ROOFTOPS (TOO MUCH FOR ME)
WHEN OLD MOTHER GOOSE STOPS - THEY'RE OUT FOR 23
THEN THE RAIN AT LORDS STOPPED PLAY
SEEMS HELEN OF TROY HAS FOUND A NEW FACE AGAIN.

UP ON THE ROOFTOP REINDEER PAUSE
OUT JUMPS GOOD OLD SANTA CLAUSE
DOWN THRU THE CHIMNEY WITH LOTS OF TOYS
ALL FOR THE LITTLE ONES
CHRISTMAS JOYS

HO, HO, HO!
WHO WOULDN’T GO!
HO, HO, HO!
WHO WOULDN’T GO!
UP ON THE ROOFTOP
CLICK, CLICK, CLICK
DOWN THRU THE CHIMNEY WITH
GOOD SAINT NICK

THEY, ASKED ME HOW I KNEW,
MY TRUE LOVE WAS TRUE,
I OF COURSE REPLIED, SOMETHING HERE INSIDE,
CAN NOT BE DENIED.

THEY, SAID SOME DAY YOU'LL FIND,
ALL WHO LOVE ARE BLIND,
WHEN YOU HEART'S ON FIRE, YOU MUST REALIZE,
SMOKE GETS IN YOUR EYES.

SO I CHAFFED THEM, AND I GAILY LAUGHED,
TO THINK THEY WOULD DOUBT OUR LOVE,
AND YET TODAY, MY LOVE HAS GONE AWAY,
I AM WITHOUT MY LOVE.

NOW LAUGHING FRIENDS DERIDE,
TEARS I CANNOT HIDE,
SO I SMILE AND SAY, WHEN A LOVELY FLAME DIES,
SMOKE GETS IN YOUR EYES,

SMOKE GETS IN YOUR EYES.