OOH DREAM WEAVER
I BELIEVE YOU CAN GET ME THROUGH THE NIGHT
OOH DREAM WEAVER
I BELIEVE WE CAN REACH THE MORNING LIGHT
FLY ME HIGH THROUGH THE STARRY SKIES
MAYBE TO AN ASTRAL PLANE
CROSS THE HIGHWAYS OF FANTASY
HELP ME TO FORGET TODAYS PAIN

I'M NOT THE KIND TO KISS AND TELL
BUT I'VE BEEN SEEN WITH FARRAH
I'VE NEVER BEEN WITH ANYTHING LESS
THE A 9 SO FINE

I'VE BEEN ON FIRE WITH SALLY FIELDS
GONE FAST WITH A GIRL NAMED BO
BUT SOMEHOW, THEY JUST DON'T END UP
AS MINE
IT'S DEATH DEFYING LIFE I LEAD
I TAKE MY CHANCES
I DIE FOR A LIVING IN THE MOVIES & TV
BUT THE HARDEST THING I EVER DO
IS WATCH MY LEADING LADIES
KISS SOME OTHER GUY, WHEN I'M BANDAGING
MY KNEE
I MIGHT FALL FROM A TALL BUILDING
I MIGHT ROLL BRAND NEW CAR
BECAUSE I'M UNKNOWN STUNTMAN
THAT MAKE'S REDFORD SUCH A STAR

AND THROUGH THE WIRE I HEAR YOUR VOICE
AND THROUGH THE WIRE I TOUCH THE POWER
AND THROUGH THE WIRE I SEE YOUR FACE
IT'S THROUGH THE WIRE

"HELLO..?"
"YES, A COLLECT CALL FOR MRS. FLOYD FROM MR. FLOYD.
WILL YOU ACCEPT THE CHARGES FROM UNITED STATES?"

"OH, HE HUNG UP! THAT'S YOUR RESIDENCE, RIGHT? I WONDER WHY HE HUNG UP?
IS THERE SUPPOSED TO BE SOMEONE ELSE BESIDES YOUR WIFE THERE TO ANSWER?"

"HELLO?"
"THIS IS UNITED STATES CALLING, ARE WE REACHING...

"SEE HE KEEPS HANGING UP, AND IT'S A MAN ANSWERING."

HELLO, HELLO!
I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU SAY GOOD-BYE,
I SAY HELLO.

WHEN ARE YOU GONNA COME DOWN
WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO LAND
I SHOULD HAVE STAYED ON THE FARM
I SHOULD HAVE LISTENED TO MY OLD MAN

SO GOODBYE YELLOW BRICK ROAD
WHERE THE DOGS OF SOCIETY HOWL
YOU CAN'T PLANT ME IN YOUR PENTHOUSE
I'M GOING BACK TO MY PLOUGH

HOW DID I GET DOWN HERE?
WELL IT'S A LONG STORY
I SHOULD HAVE STAYED DOWN HOME OUT ON THE FARM
AND KEPT MY TOOTSIES WARM
INSTEAD OF FREEZING THEM OFF DOWN HERE.

I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I'M GONNA DO
I'M GONNA MAKE LOVE TO A WATER RAT OR TWO
AND BREED A FAMILY
AND THEY'LL BE CALLED THE SURVIVORS

YOU KNOW WHY?
BECAUSE THEY'RE GONNA SURVIVE
I'LL SEE YOU IN THE SEWER DARLING
("Down In the Sewer" from "Rattus Norvegicus" by the Stranglers)

  (I don't normally post complete songs, but I think THIS one deserves it, since in the search I have found that it seems to be one of the most detested songs EVER. As such, it was surprisingly difficult to find them posted anywhere - go figger)!

MUSKRAT LOVE

MUSKRAT, MUSKRAT CANDLELIGHT
DOIN' THE TOWN AND DOIN' IT RIGHT
IN THE EVENIN'
IT'S PRETTY PLEASIN'

MUSKRAT SUSIE, MUSKRAT SAM
DO THE JITTERBUG OUT IN MUSKRAT LAND
AND THEY SHIMMY
AND SAMMY'S SO SKINNY

AND THEY WHIRLED AND THEY TWIRLED AND THEY TANGOED
SINGIN' AND JINGIN' THE JANGO
FLOATIN' LIKE THE HEAVENS ABOVE
IT LOOKS LIKE MUSKRAT LOVE

NIBBLING ON BACON, CHEWIN' ON CHEESE
SAMMY SAYS TO SUSIE "HONEY, WOULD YOU PLEASE BE MY MISSUS?"
AND SHE SAY YES
WITH HER KISSES

AND NOW HE'S TICKLIN' HER FANCY
RUBBIN' HER TOES
MUZZLE TO MUZZLE, NOW ANYTHING GOES
AS THEY WRIGGLE, AND SUE STARTS TO GIGGLE

AND THEY WHIRLED AND THEY TWIRLED AND THEY TANGOED
SINGIN' AND JINGIN' THE JANGO
FLOATIN' LIKE THE HEAVENS ABOVE
IT LOOKS LIKE MUSKRAT LOVE

LA DA DA DA DA ...

JUMP IN THE WATER....

SWEET LITTLE PRINCESS, LET ME INTRODUCE HIS FROGNESS
YOU ALONE CAN GET HIM SINGING,
HE'S ALL PUFFED UP, WANNA BE YOUR KING

OH YOU CAN DO IT, C'MON C'MON C'MON C'MON C'MON C'MON
LADY KISS THAT FROG

SPLASH, DASH, HEARD YOUR CALL,
BRING YOU BACK YOUR GOLDEN BALL
HE'S GONNA DIVE DOWN IN THE DEEP END
HE'S GONNA BE JUST LIKE YOUR BEST FRIEND

SO WHAT'S ONE LITTLE KISS, ONE TINY LITTLE TOUCH?
AAH, HE'S WANTING IT SO MUCH

I SWEAR THAT THIS IS ROYAL BLOOD, RUNNING THROUGH MY SKIN
OH, CAN YOU SEE THE STATE I'M IN

KISS IT BETTER, KISS IT BETTER

GET IT INTO YOUR HEAD
HE'S LIVING WITH YOU HE SLEEPS IN YOUR BED
CAN'T YOU HEAR BEYOND THE CROAKING
DON'T YOU KNOW THAT I'M NOT JOKING

AAH, YOU THINK YOU WON'T, I THINK YOU WILL
DON'T YOU KNOW THAT THIS TONGUE CAN KILL

C'MON, C'MON, C'MON, C'MON, C'MON, C'MON
LADY KISS THAT FROG

LET HIM SIT BESIDE YOU, EAT RIGHT OFF YOUR PLATE
YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE AFRAID, THERE'S NOTHING HERE TO HATE
PRINCESS, YOU MIGHT LIKE IT, IF YOU LOWERED YOUR DEFENCE
KISS THAT FROG, AND YOU WILL GET YOUR PRINCE...

JUMP IN THE WATER, C'MON BABY JUMP IN WITH ME
JUMP IN THE WATER, C'MON BABY GET WET, GET WET, GET WET
KISS THAT FROG, LADY KISS THAT FROG
GET WET, GET WET

OH CAN'T YOU SEE ME STANDING HERE
I'VE GOT MY BACK AGAINST THE RECORD MACHINE
I AIN'T THE WORST THAT YOU'VE SEEN
OH CAN'T YOU SEE WHAT I MEAN?

MIGHT AS WELL JUMP/JUMP
MIGHT AS WELL JUMP
GO AHEAD, AND JUMP/JUMP
GO AHEAD, AND JUMP

MIGHT AS WELL JUMP/JUMP
GO AHEAD, AND JUMP
GET IT AND JUMP/JUMP
GO AHEAD, AND JUMP
JUMP/JUMP/JUMP/JUMP

WELL, COME A LITTLE BABY LETS JUMP THE BROOMSTICK, COME A LET'S TIE THE KNOT
COME A LITTLE BABY LETS JUMP THE BROOMSTICK, COME A LET'S TIE THE KNOT
MY FATHER DON'T LIKE IT, MY BROTHER DON'T LIKE IT,
MY SISTER DON'T LIKE IT, MY MOTHER DON'T LIKE IT.
COME A LITTLE BABY, LET'S JUMP THE BROOMSTICK,
COME A LET'S TIE THE KNOT

GOIN' TO ALABAMA BACK FROM TEXARKANA,
GOIN' ALL AROUND THE WORLD
I'M GOIN' TO ALABAMA BACK FROM TEXARKANA,
GOIN' ALL AROUND THE WORLD
MY FATHER DON'T LIKE IT, MY BROTHER DON'T LIKE IT,
MY SISTER DON'T LIKE IT, MY MOTHER DON'T LIKE IT
COME A LITTLE BABY LETS JUMP THE BROOMSTICK,
COME A LET'S TIE THE KNOT

WOHOH, BLACK BETTY, BAM-E-LAM .
BLACK BETTY HAD A BABY, BAM-E-LAM .
DAMN THING WAS CRAZY, BAM-E-LAM .
WOHOH, BLACK BETTY, BAM-E-LAM .
OH, BETTY BLACK BETTY, BAM-E-LAM .
BLACK BETTY HAD A BABY, BAM-E-LAM .
DAMN THING WAS CRAZY, BAM-E-LAM .
BLACK BETTY DIDN'T MIND, BAM-E-LAM .
DAMN THING WAS BLIND, BAM-E-LAM .
WOHOH, BLACK BETTY, BAM-E-LAM .
BLACK BETTY, BLACK BETTY, BAM-E-LAM .
JUMP STEADY BLACK BETTY, BAM-E-LAM .

THE OLD TOWN LOOKS THE SAME
AS I STEP DOWN FROM THE TRAIN
AND THERE TO MEET ME ARE MY MAMA AND PAPA
DOWN THE ROAD I LOOK AND THERE RUNS MARY
HAIR OF GOLD AND LIPS LIKE CHERRIES
IT'S GOOD TO TOUCH THE GREEN, GREEN GRASS OF HOME

LEFT A GOOD JOB IN THE CITY
WORKIN' FOR THE MAN EVERY NIGHT AND DAY
HAVEN'T EVER LOST ONE MINUTE OF SLEEPING
WORRIED ABOUT THE WAY THINGS MIGHT HAVE BEEN.

BIG WHEEL KEEPS ON TURNIN'
PROUD MARY KEEPS ON BURNIN', ROLLIN', ROLLIN'
ROLLIN' ON A RIVER
ROLLIN, ROLLIN, ROLLIN ON A RIVER

MOVING DOWN THE WATER
JOHN IS DRIFTING OUT OF SIGHT,
ITS ONLY AT THE TURNING POINT
THAT YOU FIND OUT HOW YOU FIGHT.

IN THE COLD, FEEL THE COLD
ALL AROUND
AND THE RUSH OF CRASHING WATER
SURROUNDS ME WITH ITS SOUND.