THE GRAND OLD DUKE OF YORK
HE HAD TEN THOUSAND MEN
HE MARCHED THEM UP TO THE TOP OF THE HILL
AND HE MARCHED THEM DOWN AGAIN

WHEN THEY WERE UP, THEY WERE UP
AND WHEN THEY WERE DOWN, THEY WERE DOWN
AND WHEN THEY WERE ONLY HALF WAY UP
THEY WERE NEITHER UP NOR DOWN

This message was edited by djy on 07/03/02 20:00.06.

SO WHERE WERE THE SPIDERS
WHILE THE FLIES TRIED TO BREAK OUR BALLS
JUST THE BEER LIGHT TO GUIDE US
SO WE BITCH ABOUT HIS FANS AND SHOULD WE CRUSH HIS SWEET HANDS
ooops, did I just skip over edmund again, oh well, it's all part of the conspiracy, hee hee

HE HEARS THE SILENCE HOWLING --
CATCHES ANGELS AS THEY FALL.
AND THE ALL-TIME WINNER
HAS GOT HIM BY THE BALLS.
HE PICKS UP GIDEONS BIBLE --
OPEN AT PAGE ONE --
OLD CHARLIE STOLE THE HANDLE AND
THE TRAIN WON'T STOP GOING --
NO WAY TO SLOW DOWN.

I'VE GOT BIG BALLS
I'VE GOT BIG BALLS
AND THEY'RE SUCH BIG BALLS
DIRTY BIG BALLS
AND HE'S GOT BIG BALLS,
AND SHE'S GOT BIG BALLS,
BUT WE'VE GOT THE BIGGEST BALLS OF THEM ALL!

AND MY BALLS ARE ALWAYS BOUNCING
MY BALLROOM ALWAYS FULL
AND EVERYBODY COMES AND COMES AGAIN
IF YOUR NAME IS ON THE GUEST LIST
NO ONE CAN TAKE YOU HIGHER
EVERYBODY SAYS I'VE GOT GREAT BALLS OF FIRE!

I SEE HER DANCE ACROSS THE BALLROOM
UV LIGHTS MAKING STARSHINE OF HER SMILE
I AM THE FACE, SHE HAS TO KNOW ME
I'M DRESSED UP BETTER THAN ANYONE WITHIN A MILE

(OH YEAH!)

SO HOW HOW COME THE OTHER TICKETS LOOK MUCH BETTER?
WITHOUT A PENNY TO SPEND THEY DRESS TO THE LETTER
HOW COME THE GIRLS COME ON OH, SO COOL?
YET WHEN YOU MEET 'EM EVERY ONE'S A FOOL

DON'T WANT YOUR LO-O-O-O-OVE ANYMORE.
DON'T WANT YOUR KI-I-I-I-ISSES, THAT'S FOR SURE.
I DIE EACH TIME
I HEAR THIS SOUND:
"HERE HE CO-O-O-O-OMES. THAT'S CATHY'S CLOWN.

I SEE YOU WALKING BY
YOU GOT THAT FAR AWAY LOOK IN YOUR EYE
I WAS ONLY YESTERDAY
LIKE A CHEAP SUIT YOU WERE ALL OVER ME
I SHOULD KNOW BETTER BY NOW MY FRIEND
JUST WHAT I MEAN TO YOU
YOU'VE BEEN RUNNING IN AND OUT OF MY LIFE SO LONG
I DON'T WANT NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU

I DON'T NEED YOUR DIRTY LOVE
I DON'T WANT YOU TOUCHING ME
I DON'T WANT YOUR DIRTY LOVE
IT'S ENOUGH
TRYING TO LIVE WITH A MEMORY

This message was edited by djy on 07/04/02 06:23.41.

YOU KEEP PLAYING WHERE YOU SHOULDN'T BE PLAYING
AND YOU KEEP THINKING THAT YOU'LL NEVER GET BURNT (HAH)
WELL, I'VE JUST FOUND ME A BRAND NEW BOX OF MATCHES (YEAH)
AND WHAT HE KNOWS YOU AIN'T HAD TIME TO LEARN
THESE BOOTS ARE MADE FOR WALKING, AND THAT'S JUST WHAT THEY'LL DO
ONE OF THESE DAYS THESE BOOTS ARE GONNA WALK ALL OVER YOU

ARE YOU READY, BOOTS?
START WALKIN'

WALKING BACK TO HAPPINESS
WHOOP AH, OH YEAH! YEAH!

This message was edited by djy on 07/04/02 06:52.45.

PUT ON MY BLUE SUEDE SHOES
AND I BOARDED THE PLANE
TOUCHED DOWN IN THE LAND OF THE DELTA BLUES
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE POURING RAIN W.C. HANDY -
WON'T YOU LOOK DOWN OVER ME YEAH
I GOT A FIRST CLASS TICKET
BUT I'M AS BLUE AS A GUY CAN BE.

THEN I'M WALKING IN MEMPHIS
WALKING WITH MY FEET TEN FEET OFF OF BEALE
WALKING IN MEMPHIS BUT DO I REALLY FEEL THE WAY I FEEL?

DESTINATION OUTWARD BOUND
I TURN TO SEE THE NORTHERN LIGHTS BEHIND THE WING

THIS IS MAJOR TOM TO GROUND CONTROL, I'M STEPPING THROUGH THE DOOR.
AND I'M FLOATING IN A MOST PECULIAR WAY AND THE STARS LOOK VERY DIFFERENT TODAY.
FOR HERE AM I SITTING IN A TIN CAN, FAR ABOVE THE WORLD.
PLANET EARTH IS BLUE AND THERE'S NOTHING I CAN DO.

THOUGH I'M PAST ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND MILES, I'M FEELING VERY STILL.
AND I THINK MY SPACESHIP KNOWS WHICH WAY TO GO. TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER VERY MUCH.

SHE KNOWS.
GROUND CONTROL TO MAJOR TOM, YOUR CIRCUIT'S DEAD, THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG

CAN YOU HEAR ME, MAJOR TOM?
CAN YOU HEAR ME, MAJOR TOM?
CAN YOU HEAR ME, MAJOR TOM?

This message was edited by MrKlaatu on 07/04/02 07:09.01.

ON MY SUPERSONIC ROCKET SHIP
NOBODY HAS TO BE HIP
NOBODY NEEDS TO BE OUT OF SIGHT. OUT OF SIGHT.
NOBODY'S GONNA TRAVEL SECOND CLASS
THERE'LL BE EQUALITY
AND NO SUPPRESSION OF MINORITIES. WELL ALRIGHT.
WE'LL TAKE THIS PLANET, SHAKE IT ROUND
AND TURN IT UPSIDE DOWN.
MY SUPERSONIC ROCKET SHIP.

HAVE YOU SEEN THE SAUCERS?
HAVE YOU SEEN THE SAUCERS?

SEE THE LIGHTS IN YOUR WESTERN SKIES
(CALIFORNIA RAINBOW SKIES)
THE GOVERNMENT TELLS YOU ANOTHER MISSILE IS FLYING
HAVE YOU ANY IDEA WHY THEY'RE LYING TO YOU?
TO YOUR FACES, DID THEY TELL YOU?

OH, OH, HAVE YOU SEEN THE SAUCERS?

WE DO WHAT WE'RE TOLD
TOLD TO DO

ONE DOUBT
ONE VOICE
ONE WAR
ONE TRUTH
ONE DREAM