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Post 1 made on Sunday January 20, 2008 at 12:52
Mr Griffiths
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I am handing in my resignation tomorrow how i would love to send this one i have modified from the ones i have seen on the net

Dear Sir

After starting work at *******I had a few very basic expectations. Chief among these is that my direct superiors have an intellect that ranges above the common grey squirrel. After your consistent and annoying harassment of my co-workers and me during the commission of our duties, I can only surmise that you are one of the few true genetic wastes of our time.

Asking me to explain every little nuance of everything I do each time you happen to pass my desk is not only a waste of time, but also a waste of precious oxygen.

You walk around the building all day, looking for fault in others.
You have a sharp dressed useless look about you that may have worked for your interview, but now that you actually have responsibility, you pawn it off on overworked staff, hoping their talent will cover for your glaring ineptitude. In a world of managerial evolution, you are the blue-green algae that everyone else eats and laughs at. Managers like you are a sad proof of the Dilbert principle. Since this situation is unlikely to change without you getting a full frontal lobotomy reversal, I am forced to tender my resignation

P.S When someone calls you in reference to employment; it is illegal for
you to give me a bad recommendation. The most you can say to hurt me is "I
prefer not to comment." I will have friends randomly call you over the next
couple of years to keep you honest, because I know you would be unable to
do it on your own.
Post 2 made on Sunday January 20, 2008 at 13:03
Jay In Chicago
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Tell them how you really feel! That's watered down.

I can respect that... ...You don't get MLK day off over there?
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Post 3 made on Sunday January 20, 2008 at 22:40
Daniel Tonks
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Happy 2000th post Mr. G!
Post 4 made on Monday January 21, 2008 at 19:35
Anthony
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hope you are kidding (hard to know in this forum), If not I wish you the best of luck in any future plans you have.
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Post 5 made on Monday January 21, 2008 at 21:48
Jay In Chicago
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No Anthony... I don't think he's kidding... I think Daniel sincerely wishes Mr. G a happy 2,000th post! Man.. I'd hate to forget your Birthday.
Jet Rack ... It's what's for breakfast
Post 6 made on Monday January 21, 2008 at 22:07
Anthony
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Jay: lol
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OP | Post 7 made on Tuesday January 22, 2008 at 02:44
Mr Griffiths
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I have handed in my resignation but not the one above ..i feel so much better i just have to work this month out and then im free...
Post 8 made on Tuesday January 22, 2008 at 09:34
Jay In Chicago
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Well, if you can make it to Chicago, I'm having a little event the 20th through the 24th, and on the 22nd, and 23rd I have a pro karaoke operator who I'll have set up in a loungey area. Of course there will be heaps of entertainment elsewhere. (inside and out)

Chicago area and traveling "aficionados"... Wednesday, Friday and Saturday... Those will be the best nights. Keep yourself free.
Jet Rack ... It's what's for breakfast
OP | Post 9 made on Friday February 1, 2008 at 12:38
Mr Griffiths
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I just got my reference from my last company. It is really amazing.. If i had known the boss felt that way i might not have left!! It really was quite emotional when i read all the nice things he said.

Thanks for the offer Jay only just noticed it
Post 10 made on Monday February 4, 2008 at 23:59
Mr. Stanley
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Good to hear Mr. G.

Best of luck in your new direction. It takes guts to leave a job these days.
"If it keeps up, man will atrophy all his limbs but the push-button finger."
Frank Lloyd Wright
Post 11 made on Tuesday February 5, 2008 at 05:59
Jay In Chicago
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Sure thing...

It's good when an old boss goes and surprises you like that. It's humbling. If only the paycheck's they gave out along the way weren't so humbling to match.

And seriously... It's gonna be a big one... well three for sure. Locals?

Lot's to look at.. tons to do... more to do.. Worth getting a hotel in town.
Jet Rack ... It's what's for breakfast


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