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Post 1 made on Friday October 20, 2006 at 14:00
Mr Griffiths
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A man getting along in years finds that he is unable to perform sexually.

He finally goes to his doctor who tries a few things, but nothing seems to work.

Finally, as a last hope, the doctor refers him to an African medicine man. The medicine man says, "I can cure this.

"With that said, he throws a white powder into a flame, and there is a flash with billowing blue smoke.

Then he says, "This is powerful healing but you can only use it once a year. All you have to do is say '123,' and it shall rise for as long as you wish!"

The man then asks, "What happens when it's over, and I don't want to continue?"

The medicine man replies: "When your partner can take no more sex and is completely raddled, all she has to say is '1234', and it will then go down. But be warned: The pork swordsman will not rise again for another year."

The old gent rushes home, anxious to try out his new powers. That night he showers, shaves, and smothers himself in aftershave.

He slides into bed, cuddles up to his wife, says "123" and suddenly he has the most gigantic stiffie ever, just as the medicine man promised. His wife turns over and asks.......







what did you say 123 for?
Post 2 made on Sunday October 22, 2006 at 20:55
djy
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Must tell my younger brother. He'd appreciate a joke like that.
Post 3 made on Monday October 23, 2006 at 04:28
GregoriusM
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ROFLMAO!!! ha ha ha ha ha
When ignorance is bliss, ‘tis folly to be wise.
Post 4 made on Monday October 23, 2006 at 04:56
djy
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The daughter's boyfriend and the wife were bluetoothing video files on their mobiles last night. Suddenly he let out a panicked cry, "No, no, not that one!"

It was an extremely funny video of some obnoxious little brat asking his parents about the funny noises come from their bedroom the previous night.

The poor lad seemed quite embarrassed.


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