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night out with the lads
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Post 1 made on Thursday October 19, 2006 at 16:08
Mr Griffiths
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Hi i went to the pub with the lads .
we all got really bladdered and i mean steaming drunk .
we did a pub crawl then we went to a strip bar then i had a chicken tikka kebab with hot sauce from the local kebab shop or at least that was what the remains looked like on my shirt in the morning ,
anyway i awoke the next morning with the hangover from hell .
i was awoken by a smell that can only be described as evil, even worse than my body odour and breath from the night before,this ungodly smell was coming from down stairs ..from the kitchen.
i staggered down the stairs my headache thumping on every step i took.
The clattering of pans and the vile smell coming louder and stronger from the kitchen.
As i entered the kitchen there was my wife frying one of my socks in the frying pan!!
I asked what are you doing?
she replied i am only doing what you asked me too when you came in last night drunk!
I said what?i am sure i never asked you to cook my sock?
Post 2 made on Thursday October 19, 2006 at 16:16
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How would you know, maybe whilst you were drunk you tried fried sock and liked it - though I do concede there could be a considerable difference between man made fibre, natural cotton and wool.
Post 3 made on Thursday October 19, 2006 at 17:05
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It never pays to get so drunk that you don't even know that you ordered socks for breakfast. Does you wife even know how you like them done?
When ignorance is bliss, ‘tis folly to be wise.
Post 4 made on Thursday October 19, 2006 at 19:05
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Bob..not sure if they know what youre or were trying to say..lol
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Post 5 made on Thursday October 19, 2006 at 19:31
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I've got a pretty good idea ;-)
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Post 6 made on Thursday October 19, 2006 at 20:17
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On October 19, 2006 at 19:05, RICHNWB said...
Bob..not sure if they know what youre or were trying to
say..lol

Sigh, seems I rather wasted that couple hours developing my sock fricassee recipe. Ah well, perhaps another time.
OP | Post 7 made on Friday October 20, 2006 at 04:49
Mr Griffiths
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hey instead of my tag line its my lucky day i could have "cook my sock" second thoughts i'll leave it as it is...lol
Post 8 made on Friday October 20, 2006 at 17:12
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Have no fear, Rich! We (at least I) know exactly what the play on words is...... LOL
When ignorance is bliss, ‘tis folly to be wise.
Post 9 made on Friday October 20, 2006 at 20:30
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20 questions:

1 - Natural or Man Made? (could be both Ralph)
Jet Rack ... It's what's for breakfast
OP | Post 10 made on Saturday October 21, 2006 at 05:02
Mr Griffiths
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well i have socks and jay has Jet racks for breakfast apparently they are both good as part of a balanced diet as are scales.
Post 11 made on Saturday October 21, 2006 at 10:02
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On October 21, 2006 at 05:02, Mr Griffiths said...
. . . apparently they are both good as part of a balanced diet . . .

How many socks equals one jet rack?
OP | Post 12 made on Sunday October 22, 2006 at 11:37
Mr Griffiths
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On October 21, 2006 at 10:02, djy said...
How many socks equals one jet rack?

Depends on if you use the US method of mesurement or if use the metric system.
Post 13 made on Sunday October 22, 2006 at 20:37
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I'm afraid I will have to insist on metric only.


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