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Post 1 made on Wednesday March 15, 2006 at 08:46
Mr Griffiths
It's my lucky day!
February 2005
A guy has a terrible accident in which his manhood is terribly mangled.
The doctor says at his bedside that reconstruction surgery isnt covered on the NHS but with modern medical techniques that it can be repaired and says its £5000 for a small one £10,000 for a medium one and £15,000 for a large one but that time is very important and he has to make a decision very quickly so he must choose.
The man asks for a phone at his bedside and calls his wife while the Doctor waits.
The man slowly puts the phone down after a "yes dear"

so what does she want? asks the Doctor .
she wants the kitchen remodeling the man replies.
Post 2 made on Monday March 20, 2006 at 16:46
Loyal Member
October 2005
Sounds like a new wife as well!!
I knew this was a mistake; my grip on reality's not too good at the best of times. Glitz, in "The Ultimate Foe"
Post 3 made on Tuesday March 21, 2006 at 04:57
RC Moderator
August 2001
On March 20, 2006 at 16:46, Damik said...
Sounds like a new wife as well!!

Perhaps we should ask RC Geek.
Post 4 made on Tuesday March 28, 2006 at 15:38
RC Geek
Advanced Member
April 2003
Heh - she'd say to spend 20,000 just to put it back how it was. :P
Having once decided to achieve a certain task, achieve it at all costs of tedium and distaste. The gain in self-confidence of having accomplished a tiresome labor is immense. -----Arnold Bennett

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