Two guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court before the judge.

The judge said, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give you a second chance rather than jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try to show others the evils of drug use and pursuade them to give up drugs forever. I'll see you back in court Monday."
Monday, the two guys were in court, and the judge said to the first one,

"How did you do over the weekend?"

"Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever."

"17 people? That's wonderful. What did you tell them?"

"I used a diagram, your honor. I drew two circles like this: O o and told them this (the big circle) is your brain before drugs and this (small circle) is your brain after drugs."

"That's admirable," said the judge. "And you, how did you do?" (to the 2nd guy)

"Well, your honor, I persuaded 1560 people to give up drugs forever."

"1560 people! That's amazing! How did you manage to do that!"

"Well, I used the same two circles. I pointed to the small circle and told them, 'This is your a$$hole before prison...."

Good one!

Would you care to rephrase that?

Ummmmmm, OK . . .

Good joke - made me laugh. (Not that there's anything wrong with Good one.)

Well, OK, maybe there is if you look at it a certain way. (Not that there is anything wrong with looking at it a certain way.)

Mind you, I'm not looking at it that certain way, but maybe someone else might. (Not that there's anything wrong with someone else.)

Actually, some of the people who post to this sight just might have something wrong with them . . . not that there's anything wrong with that.

You're right. I've been known to post here and I've got something wrong with me...well truth be known lots of things wrong!! - just ask my wife or kids.

Also I'm not PC and there's nothing wrong with that! Oh hell! SHE agrees with me! (about the PC bit that is!!)