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Anyone seen Bareback Mountain?
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Post 1 made on Thursday January 19, 2006 at 21:21
Ken
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Oops....I mean Brokeback Mountain. Hehe... Nope, not me!
Maybe Daniel will review the DVD for us. 'Hope not...
Post 2 made on Friday January 20, 2006 at 08:09
Mr Griffiths
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I like Ang Lee films...even The Hulk .
I haven't seen BM yet but i'll give it a open minded view.
After all the cowboy films done i think it's quite strange that there hasn't been a Gay cowboy film done before (The YMCA music video is not valid before anyone starts!)
Post 3 made on Friday January 20, 2006 at 14:53
Jay In Chicago
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On January 20, 2006 at 08:09, Mr Griffiths said...
I like Ang Lee films...even The Hulk .
I haven't seen BM yet but i'll give it a open
minded view.
After all the cowboy films done i think it's quite
strange that there hasn't been a Gay cowboy film
done before (The YMCA music video is not valid
before anyone starts!)

He said BM.
______________

I'll see it when it's available on video. I don't care that it's gay or straight, just that it's supposed to be a good movie.

Yee HA!
Jet Rack ... It's what's for breakfast
OP | Post 4 made on Friday January 20, 2006 at 21:22
Ken
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You guys are much more open minded than me. I would never be interested in a gay cowboy love story --no matter how good of a movie it is. I'm just a good 'ole southern redneck, I guess...

Now give me a good lesbian flick with lots of skin, and I'm all over it!
Post 5 made on Tuesday January 24, 2006 at 16:01
Mr Griffiths
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Cut Scene from Brokeback Mountain

A successful rancher has died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand.

Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk. She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk. He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching.



For weeks, the two of them worked, and the ranch was doing very well. Then one day, the rancher's widow said to the hired hand, "You have done a really good job, and the ranch looks great. You should go into town and kick up your heels."



The hired hand readily agreed and went into town one Saturday night. One o'clock came, however, and he didn't return.
Two o'clock, and no hired hand.
He returned around two-thirty, and upon entering the room, he found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for him.

She quietly called him over to her. "Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said.
Trembling, he did as she directed.

"Now take off my boots." He did as she asked, ever so slowly.

"Now take off my socks." He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her boots.

"Now take off my skirt." He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the fire light.

"Now take off my bra." Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was told and dropped it to the floor.

"Now," she said, "take off my panties." By the light of the fire, he slowly pulled them down and off.

Then she looked at him and said,



"If you ever wear my clothes into town again, you're fired."
Post 6 made on Tuesday January 24, 2006 at 17:51
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ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!..Thanks Mr Giffiths!
Never eat on a empty stomach!


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