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Post 1 made on Tuesday January 17, 2006 at 03:36
Mr Griffiths
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A teacher asks her class to use the word "contagious".

Roland the class swot, gets up and says, "Last year I got the measles and my mum said it was contagious."

"Well done, Roland," says the teacher. "Can anyone else try?"

Katie, a sweet little girl with pigtails, says, "My grandma says there's a bug going round, and it's contagious."

"Well done, Katie," says the teacher. "Anyone else?"

Little Irish Shaun jumps up and says in a thick accent, "Our next door neighbour is painting his house with a 2 inch brush, and my dad says it will take the contagious."
Post 2 made on Tuesday January 17, 2006 at 10:14
djy
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This posting lark really is.
Post 3 made on Wednesday January 18, 2006 at 17:09
Damik
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LOL - took me a while!!
I knew this was a mistake; my grip on reality's not too good at the best of times. Glitz, in "The Ultimate Foe"
Post 4 made on Wednesday January 18, 2006 at 19:19
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that's dastardly
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OP | Post 5 made on Wednesday January 18, 2006 at 19:59
Mr Griffiths
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hey hey i got to say the c word in a PG forum with out getting banned.....
spoke too soon :o


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