On July 31, 2017 at 16:20, goldenzrule said...
I'm hoping this is the last move of my life. The wife and I want this to be our forever home, or so I thought. After closing, she said maybe we should move to the Carolinas. WHAT THE F HAVE I BEEN SAYING FOR YEARS?!?!?!?!?!?!?
For the LOVE OF GOD, do everything you can to stop her! It sucks here, we still think indoor plumbing is a fairytale and medical science is a myth. I got a cold last week, but thank Jesus the preacher knew how to put the leeches on me and draw the bad blood out so I didn't die. I was really sick too, if it hadn't been for those Methodist doctors at Duke, I'd have died. They knew where to let the bad blood out. Glad I'll be recovered in time to make the Wednesday night klan meeting. Oh yeah, did I mention on Thursday I have a paternity case to settle with my Dad's sister's daughter? Freaking whore is just out to grab every dollar she can. Prove that little shit is mine, you got the same DNA I do.
(Scare you Yankees away yet?)