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OP | Post 16 made on Friday August 16, 2013 at 12:26
ceied
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Since I live in Florida and smoking is still allowed in some buildings. I may fire up a cigar in the exam room as the dr puts one in the stink. Lmfao

I have an exam scheduled for December
Ed will be known as the Tiger Woods of the integration business, followed closely with the renaming of his company to "Hotties A/V". The tag line will be "We like big racks and tight holes"...
Post 17 made on Friday August 16, 2013 at 17:20
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On August 15, 2013 at 19:55, ceied said...
Idk. It's been 3 years since my last prostrate exam. I did not pay attention to how many fingers were up my bass.

I hope he at least bought you a drink !!!
Post 18 made on Friday August 16, 2013 at 22:20
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On August 15, 2013 at 14:39, ceied said...
Can you imagine the doctor seeing the angry monkey hire a pro tat on someone's ass as he is 2 fingers deep!

On August 15, 2013 at 16:56, BigWood said...
If your doc goes two fingers deep you need a new doctor. One does the trick.

You guys are simply not thinking here. I hope your audio/video designs don't involve so little attention to details.

If he's going one or two fingers deep, he really should be fired because he's doing it completely wrong. You have to somehow put your fingers in sideways for one or two fingers to make a difference in depth. Okay, everybody, get out a shot glass and indicate "one finger" or "two fingers."  Notice that your hand is 90 degrees away from the direction that would put your fingers into the, uh... glass. The opening.

This is a difference in width.  And no matter what curse words or crass descriptions are allowed here, I'm not going to give the most obvious (to us adults) description of the differences between one and/or more fingers.

By the way, the monkey tat might be on the buttock to remind the doc only to use one finger.  The monkey has one finger out though looking at the monkey I wonder if the doc uses the index finger or the usually longer middle finger.

And if you guys don't want to know about details like this, don't bring up the subject!
A good answer is easier with a clear question giving the make and model of everything.
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Post 19 made on Friday August 16, 2013 at 23:30
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Ernie, have a drink and chill out
Civil War reenactment is LARPing for people with no imagination.

Post 20 made on Saturday August 17, 2013 at 01:50
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On August 16, 2013 at 23:30, Fins said...
Ernie, have a drink and chill out

LOL!

Too much info for me!
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Post 21 made on Saturday August 17, 2013 at 10:09
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How did this thread do so wrong, so fast?
Lord loves a workin' man; don't trust whitey; see a doctor and get rid of it.
OP | Post 22 made on Saturday August 17, 2013 at 10:41
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On August 17, 2013 at 10:09, trilliumtech said...
How did this thread do so wrong, so fast?

because we are a bunch of 6 year olds =)
Ed will be known as the Tiger Woods of the integration business, followed closely with the renaming of his company to "Hotties A/V". The tag line will be "We like big racks and tight holes"...
Post 23 made on Monday August 19, 2013 at 16:06
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after my last check-up, the wife asks "so what did you and the doctor talk about?"


My reply " honey, when another man has his finger up your butt, you don't have a lot to talk about".........................


STFU and get it over with!!!!!
Drinking upstream from the herd since 1960
Post 24 made on Monday August 19, 2013 at 18:13
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On August 15, 2013 at 16:56, BigWood said...
One does the trick.

Unless it's your Dentist, then it's one too many!!!

Reminds me of a joke..........
Post 25 made on Monday August 19, 2013 at 18:44
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On August 19, 2013 at 18:13, Oz AVI said...
Unless it's your Dentist, then it's one too many!!!

Reminds me of a joke..........

As long as he doesn't lose his Rolex up there!
"If it keeps up, man will atrophy all his limbs but the push-button finger."
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Post 26 made on Monday August 19, 2013 at 19:30
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yup edster! I would have it tatooed with the finger pointing right at your hole......
Drinking upstream from the herd since 1960
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