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| Topic: | Ever have one of those days? This thread has 23 replies. Displaying posts 16 through 24. |
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| Post 16 made on Sunday February 10, 2013 at 21:07 |
Duct Tape Loyal Member |
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| Post 17 made on Sunday February 10, 2013 at 21:20 |
Trunk-Slammer -Supreme Loyal Member |
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Only if she's a hoTtie, AND comes with a lot of money.....
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| Post 18 made on Sunday February 10, 2013 at 21:47 |
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On February 10, 2013 at 21:07, Duct Tape said...
Take my wife, please. Hey, who was that lady I saw you with last weekend? That was no lady, that was my wife.
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| Post 19 made on Sunday February 10, 2013 at 22:24 |
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This will help.
The Italian Funeral Dog
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> An Italian man was leaving a convenience store with his espresso when he
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> cemetery. A black hearse was followed by a second black hearse about 50
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> Feet behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary
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> Italian man walking a dog on a leash. Behind him, a short distance back,
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> were about 200 men walking single file.
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> The man couldn't stand the curiosity. He respectfully approached the
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> Italian man walking the dog and said:
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> "I am so sorry for your loss, and this may be a bad time to disturb you ,
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> but I've never seen a Italian funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?"
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> "My wife's."
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> ''What happened to her?"
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> "She yelled at me and my dog attacked and killed her."
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> He inquired further, "But who is in the second hearse?"
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> The Italian man answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my
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> wife when the dog turned on her."
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> A very poignant and touching moment of Italian brotherhood and silence
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> "Can I borrow the dog?"
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> The man replied, "Get in line."
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| Post 20 made on Sunday February 10, 2013 at 22:50 |
BigWood Super Member |
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I think I just peed a little!
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| Post 21 made on Sunday February 10, 2013 at 22:57 |
pilgram Loyal Member |
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Next time.........
I'm gonna marry for money
I'll be so damn rich it ain't funny
I'm gonna have me a trust fund, yacht club, hot tub piece of the pie
Find me a sweet sugar mama
With a whole lot of zeros and commas
Don't really care if she loves me
She can even be ugly
I'm gonna marry for money
Trace Adkins.
Just kidding ;-)
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Every day is a good day.......some are just better than others!
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| OP | Post 22 made on Sunday February 10, 2013 at 23:39 |
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On February 10, 2013 at 22:57, pilgram said...
Next time.........
I'm gonna marry for money
I'll be so damn rich it ain't funny
I'm gonna have me a trust fund, yacht club, hot tub piece of the pie
Find me a sweet sugar mama
With a whole lot of zeros and commas
Don't really care if she loves me
She can even be ugly
I'm gonna marry for money
Trace Adkins.
Just kidding ;-) Had a sugar momma once... but she went back to visit her ailing mother with her ex husband... who I had befriended... a well known surgeon... they remarried... dang!
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"If it keeps up, man will atrophy all his limbs but the push-button finger."
Frank Lloyd Wright
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| Post 23 made on Monday February 11, 2013 at 08:23 |
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On February 10, 2013 at 23:39, Mr. Stanley said...
Had a sugar momma once... but she went back to visit her ailing mother with her ex husband... who I had befriended... a well known surgeon... they remarried... dang! Giving up half of his stuff the first time to her wasn't enough for him?
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Civil War reenactment is LARPing for people with no imagination.
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| Post 24 made on Monday February 11, 2013 at 08:36 |
william david design Super Member |
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On February 10, 2013 at 21:07, Duct Tape said...
Take my wife, please. +1
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Defectus tuus consilium carpere discrimen mihi non constituit. |
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