Here is my PSA for the movie The Woman in Black.  

This movie is a total piece of garbage.  The movie is so bad that if you go to the movies, don't even see the movie in the adjacent theater because the horriblesness of this movie may actually seep through the walls and make your movie bad.  

I doubt it's the worst movie I've ever seen, because I've seen some real terds in my day.  But it's easily in my top 3 worst movies of all time.

Lots of movies out lately that deserve to goto Straight To Video.

Case in point...New Years Eve.

I am looking forward to seeing Act of Valor when it comes out. I wasnt completely sold on it until today when I saw that it was made by real active duty Navy Seals. I was expecting it to be more over the top hollywood action and CGI. But now I have high hopes.

The other two?

I saw the trailer tonight.  It looks very good.  I hope it's not a dissapointment.


As for the other two movies on my top 3 worst of all time.

1.  Anything with Adam Sandler in it. (I know I'll get flamed for it, but I can't stand him).  I can't believe a 40 year old man makes $20 Million a movie talking baby talk.

2.  Jaws 3D. 


On a side note, if any of you have young kids 5-12 yrs old, we watched a movie on Vudu last night called "Enchanted".  It'a about a comic book princess who comes to life.  It's actually cute, and pretty funny because she acts as corny as any Disney Character would, but she's in the real world.  And she's not hard on the eyes either.  

Enchanted is a few years old. I remember I thought my daughter, who is 7 now, would love it because she liked all the disney princess movies. So I got the DVD as soon as it came out. The evil queen scared the crap out of her. Especially when she turns into the dragon

Btw, you may have to bump one of those from your top 3 to make room for this one

[Link: imdb.com]

The same people who were asking "Who the hell is Paul McCartney ?" after the Grammys the other night  will be doing book reports on Abraham Lincoln as a Vampire hunter.  

So Long Cliff Notes, here comes a stake through the heart of our education system.

Hint: any movie with a poster where the eyes are blacked out, even if cinematically stunning, is probably not worth the energy of you being conscious during it.

A client told me a few years ago, "If you only see one movie this year, make sure it's 'There Will Be Blood.' " I immediately responded, "If you only miss one movie this year, make sure it's 'Cloverfield.'"

Saw Safehouse tonight. Shoot 'em up, boys.

I fell for one of those books once. I found myself at the bookstore, amazed that Queen Victoria might have been involved in any occult crap. Uh, she wasn't. Damn, did I waste my money!

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I also had a chuckle at this...