After months of hard work I have finally created a remote that works as well as the Ipronto. This remote comes in kit form allowing me to sell it for $400.00 US.

Kit contents:

1 9 1/2" x 7 1/2" x 1 1/2" cardboard box

1 Can of grey spray paint

1 4x6 self adhesive photo of Windows Blue Screen of Death

Please send check or money order to:

Expensive paperweight
C/O US Department of Justice Consumer Fraud Division
1309 Pronto Sucks BLVD.
Ripoff, NM 55555