Now those were the good old days when remotes were so much fun to program. Yes, I spent many nights ignoring my wife's sexual desires in order to fondle the programming keys on the old "IRK", as we called it back then.
The challenge, of course, was that it was programmed in the Filipino language, so it is just a tad more difficult, but fortunately I have in my hot little hands the translation manual for programming it. Here goes:
TV = felkj (non discreet) AM = ojkrt (same as above) FM = woeru (same as above) Reciever on = VJOYG Receiver off = 187fbw Sat on = 3kvha Sat off = 5vh8er CD = ivnmviso (non discreet) DVD =dqpfh (non discreet) Beer run = burrrrrrp get me a club sandwich = mmmmmmmbacon massage my thighs = ooooooh lick my feet = slurrpppp wash my shorts = bringggbringgg take out the garbage = mygodyoustink lets have sex = humpahumpahumpa
The rest of the manual is no longer readable because I left it outside during the last hurricane. But good luck with your programming! Let me know how it works out - especially the lets have sex button!
