Post 8 made on Wednesday April 12, 2006 at 22:44 |
Kurt77++ Long Time Member |
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A blind man enters an All Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very irritated voice, the woman next to him says; "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is just fair - giving that you are blind, that you should know five things: 1 - The bartender is a blonde girl. 2 - The bouncer is a blonde girl. 3 - I'm a 6 feet tall, 220 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate. 4 - The woman sitting next to me is a blonde professional weight lifter. 5 - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler. Now think about it seriously, mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke? The blind man ! thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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