Ok, I thought I'd start a joke thread. Please keep it clean!


A third grade teacher asks the class to use the word beautiful in a sentence twice.

So little Suzy raises her hand and says: "My mom bought a beautiful dress and when she wore it, she looked beautiful"

The teacher says "Very good Suzy"

Little billy raises his hand and says: "My mother arranged a beautiful party and it turned out beautiful"

Teacher says "Very good Billy"

Little Johnny raises his hand and says: "We sat down to supper last night and I told my father that my sister was pregnant, and he says beautiful, just fricken BEAUTIFUL!"