The rumour mill . . .

"Manchester City manager Sven-Goran Eriksson will learn his fate in the next 24 hours and will pocket a £3m pay-off when he is sacked." (Various sources).

Wish I was such a failure.


And here's something else I found amusing . . .

"Northampton lost £700,000 last season, down from £1.2million the season before, and over £1.7million in 2005. A spokesman said: "This is good news for fans because it means the club is ultimately more secure and should be safe for the next season."

Not entirely sure how losing money equals security.