I'M ARMED AND DANGEROUS,
I PROWL THE STREETS AT NIGHT
I HOWL WHEN I GET UPSET,
I TURN ON MY FLASHING LIGHT

I SIT IN THE SHADOWS,
WAITING FOR A BITE
AND IF YOU SEE A GRIN IN THE REAR VIEW MIRROR
IT'S A HUNGRY BLACK AND WHITE

COZ I'M A POLICE CAR

HEY KID, YOU NEED TO SCORE,
AND THERE AIN'T NO HELP IN SIGHT
WHY NOT HIT THE LIQOUR STORE
THE ONE THAT STAYS AWAKE ALL NIGHT

AIN'T NO ONE AROUND TO SEE
JUST THE NIGHT SHIFT CLEANING THE STREETS
IT WAS A BREEZE, "HOLD IT, FREEZE"
THE GARBAGE TRUCK IS THE HEAT!

COZ I'M A POLICE CAR

(BREAK)

I'VE GOT A SHORT-WAVE MEMORY
AND A FAX JUST CAN'T BE BEAT
I KEEP TWO FRIENDS ALONG FOR COMPANY
AND A SHOTGUN UNDER MY SEAT

I'VE GOT SPEED, I'VE GOT POWER
I'VE GOT A V8 HEART
DON'T TRY TO RUN, FORGET THAT GUN
I'LL CUT YOU DOWN BEFORE YOU START

COZ I'M A POLICE CAR

(ALRIGHT SUCKER, LET'S YOU AND ME GO FOR A RIDE)

(Police Car - Larry Wallis) (Also covered by The Members)