I've got a new product idea for you. It's right up your alley.

You know the problem with those Pesky Automobiles... they're always being stolen! And they go so fast, if you have an accident, Hospitalization can result.

Fix these problems with the Travel-Skateboard. Take your skateboards, and Velcro them to the flexible plastic base. A handle attached to the base helps with steering and stability. And it's small enough to take with you, into stores, your home, where ever. No need to worry about accidents, as you can't get going fast enough to injure yourself badly.

Oops... those are fairly reasonable features, perhaps this isn't quite as useful as your product! ;-)