So I guess his sales aren't gonna be as good as he first thought. But I've got another idea for an invention for you: 1) You take a belt (any kind will do, but preferably one of those old John Wayne models with the fake cartridge holes 'round the back), 2) take a cereal box, and cut it to desired shape. 3) take some double sided tape and fold into shape that will wrap around Univeral Remote (Pronto, Rav, MX, whatever). 4) attach to belt. Voila, you're very own Remote Control holster.

Fantastic! You could even carry it to work and show all your friends. And, let's face it, even if your firends do think you're a bit strange, you'll never lose your remote.

On sale now only at www.bunch-o-uselesscrap.com.

Later

J