On 08/12/04 17:30 ET, ONEAC said...
PC police alert:
The word 'harassing' is no longer politically
correct!
Harassing (which sounds like HER-assing) has been
replaced!
All future corspondence must use the politically
correct: "PERSONASSING".
Your cooperation is required!
No exceptions!
THANK YOU
(DEPARTMENT OF POLITICAL CORRECTNESS)
On 08/12/04 18:17 ET, Anthony said...
PC police alert:
The word 'PERSONASSING' is no longer politically
correct!
PERSONASSING (which has son in it) has been replaced!
All future corspondence must use the politically
correct: "PERCHILDASSING".
Your cooperation is required!
No exceptions!
THANK YOU
(DEPARTMENT OF POLITICAL CORRECTNESS)
On 08/12/04 20:26 ET, ONEAC said...
PC police alert:
The word 'PERCHILDASSING' is no longer politically
correct!
PERCHILDASSING (which my invoke ideas of child
pornography) has been replaced!
All future corspondence must use the politically
correct: "PERBLANKASSING".
Your cooperation is required!
No exceptions!
THANK YOU
(DEPARTMENT OF POLITICAL CORRECTNESS)
On 08/12/04 21:19 ET, Anthony said...
PC police alert:
The word 'PERBLANKASSING' is no longer politically
correct!
PERBLANKASSING (ASS is vulgar) has been replaced!
All future corspondence must use the politically
correct: "PERBLANKBUTTING".
Your cooperation is required!
No exceptions!
THANK YOU
(DEPARTMENT OF POLITICAL CORRECTNESS)
On 08/25/04 23:27 ET, goodnf said...
PC Police alert:
The word "PERBLANKBUTTING" is no longer politically
correct!
PERBLANKBUTTING contains the word BUTT, which
is slang for a cigarette, which is no longer acceptable
to be used in public places, such as restaurants.
However, you can still drink in restaurants,
therefore:
All future correspondence must use the politically
correct: "PERBLANKBEERING"
Your cooperation is required
No exceptions!
THANK YOU
(DEPARTMENT OF POLITICAL CORRECTNESS)
On 09/10/04 15:55 ET, Anthony said...
PC Police alert:
The word "PERBLANKBEERING" is no longer politically
correct!
PERBLANKBEERING contains the word BEER, and incencitive
to alcaholics and children.
All future correspondence must use the politically
correct: "PERBLANKWATERING"
Your cooperation is required
No exceptions!
THANK YOU
(DEPARTMENT OF POLITICAL CORRECTNESS
B******s!
(DEPARTMENT OF I DON'T GIVE A TOSS)