Mike Hammer : So you're a fugitive from the laughing house.

Not the three eyed, no armed, one legged fugitive?

No, the One-Eyed One-Horned Flying Purple People Eater

i only get purple on "special" occasions, and then only for a brief instant before ecstatic release!

and at those times i'm quite sure there are no monsters of any persuasion in the vicinity........i know, i check first.......(traumatic childhood experience ensures i'm ever vigilant for monsters).

As he got on the bus to make his escape the conductor was heard to say, "Eye, eye, eye; there's no 'arm in you; so hop off".

eye-eye, keptin!

Damn it Jim! I'm a doctor, not a physician.

he tasks me, he tasks me & i shall have him... i'll chase him around the moons of nebia, & thru the antaris malestrom & round perditions flames before i give him up...i....i...i..

i don't know how to love him
what to do how to move him
i've been changed yes really changed
in these past few days when i've seen myself
i seem like someone else

i don't know how to take this
i don't see why he moves me
he's a man he's just a man
and i've had so many men before
in very many ways
he's just one more

should i bring him down should i scream and shout
should i speak of love let my feelings out
i never thought i'd come to this -- what's it all about

don't you think it's rather funny
i should be in this position
i'm the one who's always been
so calm so cool, no lover's fool
running every show
he scares me so

i never thought i'd come to this -- what's it all about
yet if he said he loved me
i'd be lost i'd be frightened
i couldn't cope just couldn't cope
i'd turn my head i'd back away
i wouldn't want to know
he scares me so
i want him so
i love him so