two things intrigued me about this thread:
1) that you had the balls to actually post a serious question in this forum.
2) if you
do have those balls, then i suppose you deserve a well thought out answer.
i couldn't catch my z's last night, so i did some searching and called in a couple of IOUs. i didn't find a device that will do this, however i
did find what may be a software solution for you.
click
here for some documentation that gives a simple explanation on how to do it.