(no apologies for the name)
Click on the Page Number Generator at the bottom of this post, go to that page number in the TWAT Thread and then click on a random spot on the up/down Scroll Bar, the first post that is completely readable (including all of the header) is the target, then follow these rules:
1) if it is by someone you know on sight, take 1 sip*.
2) if it's someone you have never heard of, take 2 sips.
3) if it is by daniel, peter dewlit or gregoriusm, bottoms up.
4) if the post is, or contains a link, follow it. if it is a broken link, take 1 sip. if it is a good link, take 2, if it makes you laugh, take 3.
5) if it is a picture, take 2 sips. if it is a dead linked picture, take 4.
6) if it is by a female, 3 sips. if it is cyber vixen, bottoms up - (your drink).
7) if it has been edited take 1 sip. if it has been edited
after the forum upgrade, take 4 sips.
8) if it makes you think "what the f**k?", two sips, then read a few above it. if it now makes sense, 1 sip. if you still can't figure it out, 3 sips and continue to the next page number.
9) if you can't give up on #8, bottoms up, refill and spend the rest of the evening trying to figure it out, 1 sip for each time you click your mouse in your search. if you finally figure it out, 4 sips, and continue to the next page number. if you just give up, bottoms up AGAIN, before continuing on to the next page number.
* a sip depends on what you are drinking and how fast you want to meet the floor.
(you can configure this differently if you wish, the default is set to page 500 - i know we're not there yet so if your number is over the current page number, you can get a new number or change the max page number to the current page number.)
(add new rules if you wish)
[random numbers generated from this site]
This message was edited by star50fiveoh on 12/21/02 22:42.
