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Post 1,351 made on Sunday April 30, 2006 at 21:20
Anthony
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what did the alcoholic dyslectic ask for at the bar?

horse
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Post 1,352 made on Monday May 1, 2006 at 17:55
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What animal has no name in a song by America?

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Post 1,353 made on Monday May 1, 2006 at 19:07
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what did Handrew use to row is boat? (read with a French accent)

whores
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Post 1,354 made on Wednesday May 3, 2006 at 17:42
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How does a man refer to his ex wife and her female divorce lawyer?

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Post 1,355 made on Sunday May 7, 2006 at 18:47
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What did Plissken always want to be called?

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I knew this was a mistake; my grip on reality's not too good at the best of times. Glitz, in "The Ultimate Foe"
Post 1,356 made on Tuesday May 9, 2006 at 20:35
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what did the cryptographer type so no one would ubdersatncd he was talking about Meg's head?


fag
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Post 1,357 made on Tuesday May 16, 2006 at 15:52
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What get's smoked three different ways depending on if you are in England, San Fransico, or the deep south.

Sorry....

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Post 1,358 made on Saturday May 20, 2006 at 00:52
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What's the most likely characterization of one who burns aromatic herbs in an allergic's home?

Trouble
"Just when I thought that I was out they pull me back in"
Post 1,359 made on Monday May 22, 2006 at 12:22
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When in the mood for Jack Daniels, what would be the quickest way to order three doubles...as in.. I'd like a ......

pedometer
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Post 1,360 made on Monday May 22, 2006 at 16:23
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What did the psychic who specializes in telling you how many children you will have put down under job title?

pedophile

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Post 1,361 made on Tuesday May 23, 2006 at 13:45
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I don't get it Anthony...
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Post 1,362 made on Tuesday May 23, 2006 at 16:41
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??Lost on that one as well....

pedophile

What my wife bought me to control my toe nail growth

arm pit
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Post 1,363 made on Tuesday May 23, 2006 at 19:07
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sorry guys, my fault the most important part of the sentence was missing (so the clue of pedophile disd not help), it should have been

What did the psychic who specializes in telling you how many children you will have put down under job title?

that should make it much easier. If not Pedometer = Ped(o)+ meter = feet (steps) + number, a device that counts the number of steps. I decided to go with ped(o) as in pedophile or paediatrician = child and so measures (counts) children

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where does the arm wrestler go between rounds when he needs taken care of?


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Post 1,364 made on Wednesday May 24, 2006 at 13:07
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Don't you hate when you tell a joke, and everyone get's that look on their face...Once you explain everything it kind of loses its luster...

What would you call a poet with a tic.....

mythology
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Post 1,365 made on Wednesday May 24, 2006 at 19:18
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What did the student study at the Greek bar?



Sysiphean task
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