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Topic: | "Where's that remote?" - by The Onion This thread has 154 replies. Displaying posts 106 through 120. |
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Post 106 made on Saturday July 20, 2002 at 03:54 |
Anthony Ultimate Member |
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99) had to get ride of it since it kept on giving tours of my place, it was a guide remote
100) it was too dangerous, it was a phaser remote
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Post 107 made on Saturday July 20, 2002 at 19:48 |
edmund Elite Member |
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101. It left because it was tired of the phone calls asking "when does the movie start", it was a Cinema 7.
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Post 108 made on Saturday July 20, 2002 at 21:01 |
Ken Founding Member |
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102. Committed suicide after being the butt of 101 jokes.
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Post 109 made on Saturday July 20, 2002 at 22:12 |
edmund Elite Member |
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103. No, it became a upright comedian, it now has a battery of jokes.
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Post 110 made on Sunday July 21, 2002 at 02:38 |
MrKlaatu Loyal Member |
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104. It's in therapy, it's buttons were always depressed.
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Post 111 made on Sunday July 21, 2002 at 02:59 |
edmund Elite Member |
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105. It was illuminated, it saw the light, because it was backlit.
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Post 112 made on Sunday July 21, 2002 at 06:54 |
MrKlaatu Loyal Member |
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106. It's Glow-in-the-Dark Keys caused it to be confiscated by the NRC.
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Post 113 made on Sunday July 21, 2002 at 12:30 |
edmund Elite Member |
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107. Got arrested, for being a peeping tom, it was a remote watch.
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Post 114 made on Sunday July 21, 2002 at 16:17 |
kabster Founding Member |
Joined: Posts: | July 2001 1,606 |
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108. Did you look up your arse ? You were pretty drunk last night .
This message was edited by kabster on 07/21/02 16:18.08.
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Post 115 made on Sunday July 21, 2002 at 19:02 |
edmund Elite Member |
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109. Shipped out with the Navy, it was a radio shack.
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Post 116 made on Sunday July 21, 2002 at 21:22 |
Ken Founding Member |
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110. Went crazy looking for the big screen. It was a Home Theater Master.
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Post 117 made on Monday July 22, 2002 at 00:00 |
edmund Elite Member |
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111. Went to New Orleans, it was a ofa Big Easy.
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Post 118 made on Monday July 22, 2002 at 00:49 |
edmund Elite Member |
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112. It lost it's senses, it was a sony visiontouch.
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Post 119 made on Monday July 22, 2002 at 14:15 |
edmund Elite Member |
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113. Split-up, on the account of the fight, between the Zenith and Apex, as to who was on top.
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Post 120 made on Tuesday July 23, 2002 at 02:12 |
edmund Elite Member |
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114. It hit the road, it was a Mitsubishi.
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