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"Where's that remote?" - by The Onion
This thread has 154 replies. Displaying posts 61 through 75.
Post 61 made on Wednesday July 17, 2002 at 08:19
Jazzbo
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59 - It headed west, it was a pioneer remote
Time Flies Like An Arrow. Fruit Flies Like A Banana
Post 62 made on Wednesday July 17, 2002 at 11:03
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60. Went off to college, it was a Sharp remote.
Post 63 made on Wednesday July 17, 2002 at 11:32
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61. Turned into a Laptop computer; it was an Evolve remote.
Post 64 made on Wednesday July 17, 2002 at 13:23
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62) Well, it's a REMote . . . it's in dreamland.
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Post 65 made on Wednesday July 17, 2002 at 14:10
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63. Left to become a skinhead, it was a
NEO-nazis.
Post 66 made on Wednesday July 17, 2002 at 17:36
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64. Went back to the pond, it was a
TOAD.
Post 67 made on Wednesday July 17, 2002 at 21:49
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65. It got into trouble, it wasn't
DISCRETE.
Post 68 made on Wednesday July 17, 2002 at 22:07
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66. Ended up on the wrong side of the screen the last time you disagreed with the Ref.
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Post 69 made on Thursday July 18, 2002 at 00:31
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67. Look in the VCR you know the place where your two year old stuffs everything .
Post 70 made on Thursday July 18, 2002 at 00:50
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On 07/18/02 00:31.39, kabster said...
67. Look in the VCR you know the place where your
two year old stuffs everything .

Nah, wouldn't fit in with the peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwich.
Post 71 made on Thursday July 18, 2002 at 02:00
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On 07/18/02 00:50.02, Larry Fine said...
Nah, wouldn't fit in with the peanut-butter-and-jelly
sandwich.

Or dvd's my buddies kid keeps stuffing in there.
Post 72 made on Thursday July 18, 2002 at 02:18
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I fed our VCR oatmeal once.
Blah. I hated oatmeal!!
Post 73 made on Thursday July 18, 2002 at 02:39
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A decade ago, because of a "American
Express" commercial, vcr's had to have
doors put on. I hated those doors.
Post 74 made on Thursday July 18, 2002 at 03:15
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How ya feel about it now vix ?
With raisins , cinimon and brown sugar mmmmm
Post 75 made on Thursday July 18, 2002 at 13:14
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On 07/18/02 02:18.40, Cyber Vixen said...
I hated oatmeal!!

I still do . . . and Cream 'o Wheat and Grits (Grits is southern, grits ain't Texan) any of those warm, mushy "Cereals". Nuked Grape Nuts??........PULL-eeeeeeez!!

Gimme CRUNCHY any day, need the shockwaves to wake me up!

I always thought dipping those BIG Shredded Wheat Biscuits in milk, then in sugar and taking a big bite, looked so cool. Only problem is they always taste like sugar coated Enron Documents.
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