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| Topic: | "Where's that remote?" - by The Onion This thread has 154 replies. Displaying posts 31 through 45. |
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| Post 31 made on Saturday July 13, 2002 at 20:35 |
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31 - The ex-wife took it in the divorce settlement
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| Post 32 made on Saturday July 13, 2002 at 21:00 |
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32. Threw it at the ex-wife + missed + hit wall = shattered.
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| Post 33 made on Saturday July 13, 2002 at 21:30 |
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33.ran off with Energizer Bunny, kept
going,and going,and going...
This message was edited by edmund on 07/13/02 21:37.05.
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| Post 34 made on Sunday July 14, 2002 at 18:30 |
bob griffiths Founding Member |
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On 07/13/02 21:30.53, edmund said...
33.ran off with Energizer Bunny, kept
going,and going,and going... hat off to ya lol
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| Post 35 made on Sunday July 14, 2002 at 20:50 |
bob griffiths Founding Member |
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34 swapped its led for lsd and it went on a trip
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| Post 36 made on Sunday July 14, 2002 at 20:54 |
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35. it got led astray
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| Post 37 made on Sunday July 14, 2002 at 23:19 |
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36. Left because it didn't want to be
buttoned down to one job.
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| Post 38 made on Monday July 15, 2002 at 00:57 |
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37. iT LEFT AND TOOK THE TV BECAUSE IT GOT TIRED ON YOU PUSHING THE WRONG BUTTONS ALL THE TIME . opps
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| Post 39 made on Monday July 15, 2002 at 03:48 |
bob griffiths Founding Member |
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38. its battery left after seeing some one it fancied in a contact magazine ,its never been the same since
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| Post 40 made on Monday July 15, 2002 at 04:02 |
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39. Went crazy, it was a bit "touch"
screen remote.
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| Post 41 made on Monday July 15, 2002 at 04:46 |
bob griffiths Founding Member |
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40.went red .it was its first time it had been fingered(no offence intended to anyone just a joke)
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| Post 42 made on Monday July 15, 2002 at 14:06 |
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Lol Bob. I think it is much harder than that to offend someone here.
41. Went home with the girlfriend because she's better with her hands.
42. Enjoyed the handjob so much it started hyperventalating and passed out under the couch.
43. The dog found it while looking for his ball and took it outside.
44. It's now burried 6 feet under.
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| Post 43 made on Monday July 15, 2002 at 15:25 |
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45. It was slow at learning, so it went to a group home
46. It's in CV's bedroom....aren't ya jealous?
This message was edited by ItsColdInMN on 07/15/02 15:26.20.
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| Post 44 made on Monday July 15, 2002 at 16:20 |
edmund Elite Member |
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47.Joined the Musketeers,ONE-FOR-ALL and
all-for-one.
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| Post 45 made on Monday July 15, 2002 at 16:46 |
John Pechulis Loyal Member |
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48. Ran off and eloped with the RF fireplace remote. We're all waiting for the siblings, as they would be the ultimate remote!
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