FOR SALE:
Top Secret RS-232 codes for Zenith rear projection
television. $1,000,000.00. Must present valid
Top Secret security clearance card. Fees must
be paid in cash in small, unmarked bills, US currency.
Leave message wrapped inside discarded Wall Street
Journal thrown in trash can in north side men's
room of Tampa Ice Palace during first intermission
of next Lightning hockey game. For more information,
call 1-800-SECRETS. Please visit our web site
at
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of Commerce.
You forgot to mention the need to know how to do the secret hand shake also.