We’ve been monitoring your radio broadcasts for a good many years. That’s how we learned your languages. Lately, we’ve been getting your television also.
The first two years of television we were convinced that all you did was wrestle.
Now, it appears you also spend inordinate amounts of time chasing balls of various shapes & sizes around in differing arenas. And an even larger number of you actually
pay astronomical amounts of money just to watch!
Before making any decisions, I think I should get out among your people. And become familiar with the basis for these strange, unreasoning attitudes. Silly as they may be.
MIKE