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Favorite Steven Wright sayings
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| Topic: | Favorite Steven Wright sayings This thread has 10 replies. Displaying all posts. |
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| Post 1 made on Thursday September 8, 2011 at 14:09 |
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I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. One time I went to a museum where all the work had been done by children. They had all the paintings on refrigerators. When I was crossing the border coming back from Canada, they said, "Do you have any firearms?" I said, "What do you need?"
Last edited by goodnf on July 11, 2012 13:34.
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I'm just a sheep in wolf's clothing... |
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| Post 2 made on Saturday September 10, 2011 at 14:36 |
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I drive way too fast to worry about my cholesterol.
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Believe nothing, no matter where you read it, or who said it, no matter if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense. -Buddha |
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| Post 3 made on Saturday December 31, 2011 at 23:04 |
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I have a large seashell collection, which I keep scattered over the beaches of the earth.
I'm a peripheral visionary. I see everything, just way off to the side.
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| Post 4 made on Monday January 2, 2012 at 20:34 |
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I was told I couldnt have a dog in my 2nd floor apartment, so I bought a horse. Sometimes, I like to ride him into the kitchen and make a sandwich.
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| Post 5 made on Tuesday January 10, 2012 at 13:34 |
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I'm having an MRI next week. They're testing me for claustrophobia.
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Believe nothing, no matter where you read it, or who said it, no matter if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense. -Buddha |
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| Post 6 made on Tuesday January 10, 2012 at 20:57 |
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"I have a life-size map of the World".
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"People are bastard coated bastards, with bastard filling" |
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| Post 7 made on Friday January 27, 2012 at 22:24 |
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I got kicked out of a casino after having a heated argument at the roullette table over what I considered an "odd" number.
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| Post 8 made on Wednesday March 28, 2012 at 14:12 |
Andrea Whitlock Welcome Back |
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I don't match socks by colors. I go by thickness.
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| OP | Post 9 made on Wednesday July 11, 2012 at 13:36 |
goodnf Select Member |
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I bought some used paint. It came in the shape of a house.
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| Post 10 made on Tuesday September 11, 2012 at 13:12 |
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I bought some batteries, but they weren't included.
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Believe nothing, no matter where you read it, or who said it, no matter if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense. -Buddha |
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| Post 11 made on Tuesday January 29, 2013 at 01:42 |
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if man evolved from apes,........why do we still have apes
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