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His father said, "before that, he was a very smart boy." I beg to differ.

I don't know if this is supposed to be funny, but it has me laughing pretty hard.

I would say this is a perfect example of survival of the fittest. I am a huge fan of not child proofing the home. IMO.. its best to let the dumb ones eliminate themselves early so we dont have to worry about them reproducing :).

When I was a kid, I found a pack of (red) smoke bombs un der my brother's bed.

One afternoon I invited my buddies over to play "Army".

I lit a couple of the smoke bombs in a coffee can in my bedroom, and my pals and I were pretending we were in a big smokey battle.

We finally had to open all the doors and windows in the house to attempt to air it out a bit... To my parent's horror, when the got home to the foul smelling (sulphur) house... they pointed outy to me that the red-smoke, had turned all of the once white-walls and ceilings to pink.

Let's just say, I was in a LITTLE trouble, especially when my mom noticed all the drapes and furiture now were in various shades of pink, and stunk like sulphur.

He should have stuck with Bio Diesel like Optimus Prime. :-)