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| Topic: | Jokes This thread has 16 replies. Displaying posts 1 through 15. |
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| Post 1 made on Tuesday November 6, 2001 at 18:15 |
Andrea Whitlock Welcome Back |
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What did Delaware?
| Spoiler: | | She wore her New Jersey. |
If you're not familiar with the spoiler tag, you need to highlight the black box with your mouse to read the text. This message was edited by Andrea Whitlock on 11/06/01 18:17.32.
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| Post 2 made on Tuesday November 6, 2001 at 20:10 |
djy RC Moderator |
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Why did California? (Hope that's not stealing any thunder).
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I always remember it as Brand *** ******
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| Post 3 made on Wednesday November 7, 2001 at 00:59 |
Larry Fine Loyal Member |
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How come blind people don't skydive?
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| Post 4 made on Wednesday November 7, 2001 at 12:49 |
It's too scary for the dog!
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| OP | Post 5 made on Wednesday November 7, 2001 at 14:02 |
Andrea Whitlock Welcome Back |
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On 11/06/01 20:10.55, djy said...
Why did California? (Hope that's not stealing
any thunder). She phoned to say Hawai-ya.
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| OP | Post 6 made on Wednesday November 7, 2001 at 14:04 |
Andrea Whitlock Welcome Back |
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What did Idaho?
| Spoiler: | | She hoed her Maryland. |
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| OP | Post 7 made on Wednesday November 7, 2001 at 14:05 |
Andrea Whitlock Welcome Back |
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What did Tennessee?
| Spoiler: | | She saw what Arkansaw. |
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| Post 8 made on Wednesday November 7, 2001 at 16:40 |
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Andrea - You never fail to impress me with your html skills. :) I have never seen that box before. That is so cool. :)
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| Post 9 made on Wednesday November 7, 2001 at 20:40 |
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Amen to that!
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When ignorance is bliss, ‘tis folly to be wise. |
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| Post 10 made on Tuesday November 13, 2001 at 11:47 |
Larry Fine Loyal Member |
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Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the three accountants each buy a ticket and watch as the three engineers only buy one ticket.
"How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?" asks an accountant.
"Watch and you'll see," answered an engineer.
They all board the train. The accountants take their respective seats but all three engineers cram into a rest room and close the door behind them.
Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the restroom door and says, "Tickets, please!" The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on.
The accountants see this and agree it is a clever idea. So after the conference, the accountants decide to copy the engineers on the return trip and save some money.
When they get to the station, they buy one ticket for the return trip. To their astonishment, the engineers don't buy a ticket at all.
"How are you going to travel without a ticket?" says one perplexed accountant.
"Watch and you'll see," answered an engineer.
When they board the train all three accountants cram into a restroom and the three engineers cram into another one nearby. The train departs.
Shortly afterward, one of the engineers leaves his restroom and walks over to the restroom where the accountants are hiding. He knocks on the door and says, "Tickets, please!"
Larry
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| Post 11 made on Tuesday November 13, 2001 at 18:35 |
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ROFL a thousand times on that one, Larry! :-)
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| Post 12 made on Wednesday November 14, 2001 at 14:24 |
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To the optimist, the glass is half full. To the pessimist, it is half empty. To the engineer... it's the wrong size.
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| OP | Post 13 made on Monday December 3, 2001 at 01:25 |
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What did Ioway?
| Spoiler: | | She weighed a Washington. |
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| OP | Post 14 made on Monday December 3, 2001 at 01:26 |
Andrea Whitlock Welcome Back |
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What did Mississip??
| Spoiler: | | She sipped a Minnesota. |
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| Post 15 made on Monday December 3, 2001 at 22:15 |
Larry Fine Loyal Member |
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What did the snail on the tortoise's back say?
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