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Why Is It??? (Other examples)
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Topic: | Why Is It??? (Other examples) This thread has 16 replies. Displaying posts 1 through 15. |
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Post 1 made on Monday June 23, 2008 at 21:24 |
Mr. Stanley Elite Member |
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Why is it Super Glue only sticks stuff together when you don't want it to?
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on June 23, 2008 21:46.
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"If it keeps up, man will atrophy all his limbs but the push-button finger." Frank Lloyd Wright
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Post 2 made on Tuesday June 24, 2008 at 05:57 |
djy RC Moderator |
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The lights are always green, unless you're in a rush.
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OP | Post 3 made on Saturday August 2, 2008 at 13:19 |
Mr. Stanley Elite Member |
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That ONE TIME you didn't fasten your seatbelt, the cop pulls you over.
...Or when you REALLY need to send an urgent email, your network is down?
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"If it keeps up, man will atrophy all his limbs but the push-button finger." Frank Lloyd Wright
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Post 4 made on Saturday August 2, 2008 at 13:24 |
smokinghot Super Member |
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Whenever you golf the round of your life, you're playing as a single...?
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....Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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Post 5 made on Saturday August 2, 2008 at 13:49 |
djy RC Moderator |
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Those wonderful money spinning ideas never seem to quite gel when one wakes up.
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Post 6 made on Saturday August 2, 2008 at 14:30 |
smokinghot Super Member |
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Those incredibly hot women that would do anything to please aren't quite there when one wakes up.
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....Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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OP | Post 7 made on Saturday August 2, 2008 at 22:19 |
Mr. Stanley Elite Member |
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You just had the best sex of your life with the woman of your dreams.... Then you wake up, and look over at your wife.
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"If it keeps up, man will atrophy all his limbs but the push-button finger." Frank Lloyd Wright
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Post 8 made on Saturday August 2, 2008 at 23:15 |
djy RC Moderator |
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Usually I wake up and see a real dog . . . who, more often than not, then proceeds to try and scoop my eyeballs out with her tongue. Still, from a pragmatic point of view, it's better than having Princess kneed my nether regions with her razor sharp claws.
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Post 9 made on Monday August 4, 2008 at 01:45 |
Damik Loyal Member |
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On August 2, 2008 at 23:15, djy said...
Still, from a pragmatic point of view, it's better than having Princess kneed my nether regions with her razor sharp claws. Ouch, sounds like a good idea to me. Still if you do like that sort of thing you could always invest in these.
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I knew this was a mistake; my grip on reality's not too good at the best of times. Glitz, in "The Ultimate Foe" |
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Post 10 made on Thursday August 14, 2008 at 13:10 |
Sc0tty Active Member |
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Don't you hate when your date is an 8, but not out of 10?
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I long for a better world. One in which a chickens motives will not be questioned when mearly crossing the road. |
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Post 11 made on Thursday August 14, 2008 at 21:29 |
djy RC Moderator |
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Post 12 made on Thursday August 14, 2008 at 23:02 |
The Robman Loyal Member |
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OP | Post 13 made on Friday August 15, 2008 at 21:21 |
Mr. Stanley Elite Member |
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On August 14, 2008 at 23:02, The Robman said...
LOL!!! Ain't that the truth! I've met a couple of girls that looked beautiful (that night), only to realize I must have had my Beer Goggles on the next day. Brutal, when reality kicks in sometimes! Ouch!
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"If it keeps up, man will atrophy all his limbs but the push-button finger." Frank Lloyd Wright
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Post 14 made on Saturday August 16, 2008 at 12:44 |
GLS Active Member |
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All the girls are movie stars at closing time!
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www.GordonsLight.com"As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another" Proverbs 27:17 |
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OP | Post 15 made on Saturday August 16, 2008 at 21:42 |
Mr. Stanley Elite Member |
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Why is it you only get pulled over when you are late for an appointment?
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"If it keeps up, man will atrophy all his limbs but the push-button finger." Frank Lloyd Wright
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