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Post 1 made on Monday June 23, 2008 at 21:24
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Why is it Super Glue only sticks stuff together when you don't want it to?

Last edited by Mr. Stanley on June 23, 2008 21:46.
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Post 2 made on Tuesday June 24, 2008 at 05:57
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The lights are always green, unless you're in a rush.
OP | Post 3 made on Saturday August 2, 2008 at 13:19
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That ONE TIME you didn't fasten your seatbelt, the cop pulls you over.


...Or when you REALLY need to send an urgent email, your network is down?
"If it keeps up, man will atrophy all his limbs but the push-button finger."
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Post 4 made on Saturday August 2, 2008 at 13:24
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Whenever you golf the round of your life, you're playing as a single...?
....Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Post 5 made on Saturday August 2, 2008 at 13:49
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Those wonderful money spinning ideas never seem to quite gel when one wakes up.
Post 6 made on Saturday August 2, 2008 at 14:30
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Those incredibly hot women that would do anything to please aren't quite there when one wakes up.
....Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
OP | Post 7 made on Saturday August 2, 2008 at 22:19
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You just had the best sex of your life with the woman of your dreams.... Then you wake up, and look over at your wife.
"If it keeps up, man will atrophy all his limbs but the push-button finger."
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Post 8 made on Saturday August 2, 2008 at 23:15
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Usually I wake up and see a real dog . . . who, more often than not, then proceeds to try and scoop my eyeballs out with her tongue. Still, from a pragmatic point of view, it's better than having Princess kneed my nether regions with her razor sharp claws.
Post 9 made on Monday August 4, 2008 at 01:45
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On August 2, 2008 at 23:15, djy said...
Still, from a pragmatic point of view,
it's better than having Princess kneed my nether regions
with her razor sharp claws.

Ouch, sounds like a good idea to me. Still if you do like that sort of thing you could always invest in these.

I knew this was a mistake; my grip on reality's not too good at the best of times. Glitz, in "The Ultimate Foe"
Post 10 made on Thursday August 14, 2008 at 13:10
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Don't you hate when your date is an 8, but not out of 10?
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Post 11 made on Thursday August 14, 2008 at 21:29
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Beer goggles?
Post 12 made on Thursday August 14, 2008 at 23:02
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OP | Post 13 made on Friday August 15, 2008 at 21:21
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On August 14, 2008 at 23:02, The Robman said...

LOL!!! Ain't that the truth! I've met a couple of girls that looked beautiful (that night), only to realize I must have had my Beer Goggles on the next day.

Brutal, when reality kicks in sometimes! Ouch!
"If it keeps up, man will atrophy all his limbs but the push-button finger."
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Post 14 made on Saturday August 16, 2008 at 12:44
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All the girls are movie stars at closing time!
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OP | Post 15 made on Saturday August 16, 2008 at 21:42
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Why is it you only get pulled over when you are late for an appointment?
"If it keeps up, man will atrophy all his limbs but the push-button finger."
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