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Post 1 made on Friday January 18, 2008 at 01:27
Ernie Bornn-Gilman
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A woman went to a Wal Mart service counter and told the clerk she wanted a refund for the toaster she bought because it wouldn't work. The clerk told her that he couldn't give her a refund because she bought it on special.

Suddenly, the woman threw her arms up in the air and started screaming "PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!!!!"

The befuddled clerk ran away to get the store manager in front of a growing crowd of customers. The manager came to the woman and asked, "Ma'am, what's wrong?" She explained the problem with the toaster, and he also told her that he couldn't give her a refund because she bought it on special. Once again, the woman threw her arms up in the air and screamed "PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!"

That, or course, drew an even bigger crowd!

In shock, the store manager pleaded, "Ma'am, why are you saying that?"

In a huff, the woman says, "BECAUSE I LIKE TO HAVE MY NIPPLES PINCHED WHEN I'M BEING SCREWED!!"

The crowd broke into applause and her money was quickly refunded.
A good answer is easier with a clear question giving the make and model of everything.
"The biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place." -- G. “Bernie” Shaw
Post 2 made on Friday January 18, 2008 at 01:45
Damik
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LOL - love it, doubt if I'd have the guts to act like that though
I knew this was a mistake; my grip on reality's not too good at the best of times. Glitz, in "The Ultimate Foe"
Post 3 made on Friday January 18, 2008 at 02:00
simoneales
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I'd do it.
I guarantee I'll tell you the truth and I guarantee I'll tell you what you need to know but I can't guarantee that I'll be telling you anything you want to hear.
Post 4 made on Friday January 18, 2008 at 09:33
Vincent Delpino
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I cant wait to try it out!
Post 5 made on Friday January 18, 2008 at 09:36
AACTrent
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First one to post a video of themselves doing this in real life gets a free AVAtrix.
Trent Davis
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Post 6 made on Friday January 18, 2008 at 09:36
AACTrent
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Just kidding on the AVAtrix :)
Trent Davis
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OP | Post 7 made on Friday January 18, 2008 at 12:15
Ernie Bornn-Gilman
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On January 18, 2008 at 09:36, AACTrent said...
Just kidding on the AVAtrix :)

Smart move, Trent. I see you took a moment and thought about the audience!
A good answer is easier with a clear question giving the make and model of everything.
"The biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place." -- G. “Bernie” Shaw
Post 8 made on Friday January 18, 2008 at 12:39
stereoguy823
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On January 18, 2008 at 09:36, AACTrent said...
Just kidding on the AVAtrix :)

Damn, I had just finished up editing that too. Oh well, in the trash can.....
Sticking to what I'm good at.


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