Post 1 made on Wednesday October 31, 2001 at 14:43 |
Mango Chutney Founding Member |
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This made me laugh a LOT :)
Wife: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again? Husband: Definitely not! Wife: Why not - don't you like being married? Husband: Of course I do. Wife: Then why wouldn't you remarry? Husband: Okay, I'd get married again. Wife: You would? (with a hurtful look on her face) Husband: (makes audible groan) Wife: Would you sleep with her in our bed? Husband: Where else would we sleep? Wife: Would you replace my pictures with hers? Husband: That would seem like the proper thing to do. Wife: Would she use my golf clubs? Husband: No, she's left-handed. Wife: - - - silence - - - Husband: Sh**.
[Edit] Made a bit more PG.
This message was edited by Mango Chutney on 10/31/01 14:47.49.
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Post 2 made on Thursday November 1, 2001 at 22:31 |
Cyber Vixen Founding Member |
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LOL sounds like my boyfriend and I already. :P
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